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    Animal, vegitable or mineral

    Background my brother is a truck driver. He delivers mostly to grocery stores. The following is a quote from him upon arrival at a store this morning.

    Store clerk #1: Are you produce?
    brother: No, I am a mammal. The produce is on the truck.
    Store clerk #1: Stares blankly for a moment then mumbles; smart#@!#
    Store clerk #2: Holding sides from laughing so hard.
    Last edited by Lurking Sockpuppet; 10-05-2012, 03:52 PM.
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    Oh yes, that one.
    Nurse (for some reason it's always when I fetch someone at the ER): "Oh, are you the taxi?"
    Me: "No, actually I'm the driver, I left the taxi downstairs at the curb."

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    • #3
      "Negative. I am a meat popsicle".
      Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

      This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
      What's the difference?
      We're allowed to tell you "no".

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      • #4
        Quoth rose_metal_nz View Post
        "Negative. I am a meat popsicle".
        Damn you, rose, you beat me to it!
        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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        • #5
          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
          Damn you, rose, you beat me to it!
          Best.movie.EVAR!

          Also, Yay! Achievement Unlocked! I win internet points!
          Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

          This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
          What's the difference?
          We're allowed to tell you "no".

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          • #6
            VERONICA
            I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.

            DANTE
            Animal, vegetable, or mineral.

            VERONICA
            Vegetable meaning paraplegic.

            DANTE
            They put up the least amount of struggle.

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