Or, "Someone fucked up. They trusted me."
I don't claim to know what the members of the wide, diverse CS family do in their spare time, and I may not want to know anyway, but if I mentioned Billy Boy Condoms, most of you probably wouldn't know what they are, except they are condoms used for what condoms are used for.
What sets Billy Boy condoms apart from all other condoms is that their packages feature the apparent brand mascot, which is....a smiling penis and pair of balls.
Somebody, or some bodies, up at the corporate office, thought these particular condoms would be a great addition to our selection of family planning items. These same people, who are probably very sheltered, apparently also thought they could count on me to notice them arriving with our freight on last night's truck, and let them pass me by without comment.
The fools. I have a reputation to maintain.
So, when I was stocking miscellaneous health and beauty items today, I noticed the Billy Boy condoms in the shopping cart, and of course went out of my way to show them to all my co-workers, and comment on how they don't change the fact that we're a family store. Or something. It went a lot like this:
"Hey, check these out!"
"Wha....what is that on the box!"
"Exactly what you think it is."
"Oh. Hahahaha. Shouldn't you be putting those away instead of having everybody look at them?"
"Yeah, probably."
I don't claim to know what the members of the wide, diverse CS family do in their spare time, and I may not want to know anyway, but if I mentioned Billy Boy Condoms, most of you probably wouldn't know what they are, except they are condoms used for what condoms are used for.
What sets Billy Boy condoms apart from all other condoms is that their packages feature the apparent brand mascot, which is....a smiling penis and pair of balls.
Somebody, or some bodies, up at the corporate office, thought these particular condoms would be a great addition to our selection of family planning items. These same people, who are probably very sheltered, apparently also thought they could count on me to notice them arriving with our freight on last night's truck, and let them pass me by without comment.
The fools. I have a reputation to maintain.
So, when I was stocking miscellaneous health and beauty items today, I noticed the Billy Boy condoms in the shopping cart, and of course went out of my way to show them to all my co-workers, and comment on how they don't change the fact that we're a family store. Or something. It went a lot like this:
"Hey, check these out!"
"Wha....what is that on the box!"
"Exactly what you think it is."
"Oh. Hahahaha. Shouldn't you be putting those away instead of having everybody look at them?"
"Yeah, probably."
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