just an irk of mine

[HotelMinion]

To my lovely guests:

I realize that the front desk is large and curved and shiny. However that does not make this a bar. See: there are no stools? Please don't linger and have a loud obnoxious conversation with one another if you don't need service. There are plenty of comfy couches in the lobby. And please don't fondle any object on the my desk. No, I don't care if you are 'just talking'. The file holder did not break itself. Thank you.

Love,

Your friendly night auditor

P.S. Would you like to check out today? ^_^

[angelicafire]

That's hilarious. "Fondling object."

[Argabarga]

That's hilarious. "Fondling object."

Get that on a T-shirt.... it'd work wether you were giving or receiving

[wolfie]

To my lovely guests:

I realize that the front desk is large and curved and shiny. However that does not make this a bar. See: there are no stools? Please don't linger and have a loud obnoxious conversation with one another if you don't need service.

Actually, there ARE stools (medical sense of the word) - in the crania (craniums?) of the people lingering and having loud obnoxious conversations with one another.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Actually, there ARE stools (medical sense of the word) - in the crania (craniums?) of the people lingering and having loud obnoxious conversations with one another.

AKA shit for brains.

I have a tendency to try to get as far away from those infected as quick and as far as I can . . I'm allergic to the stench.