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  • #1

    *whimper*

    Great news! My manager has hired a new guy for freight for the Christmas season.

    Terrible news! It's Hemmorhoid With Glasses (HWG). Or at least I think it is, unless there's somebody else in this town with his exact name, which is a bit unusual.

    My manager mentioned to my supervisor that the person he hired "might be a little slow." Gee, ya think?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    Well, they didn't learn anything last time, did they?
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      So why, FFS, did they hire him for a job like that, if he's "a little slow?"

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        Oh god oh god oh god oh god I had one of those for the summer. The kind that just looks at the freight, then looks at you, then looks at the freight, then looks at you, then out of nowhere asks you which department the plumbing fittings go to.

        The correct answer is the paint department. Cookies to you if you guessed it.
        SC: "Are you new or something?"
        Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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        • #5
          I read that in his voice.

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