Cracked Halloween Costumes...,

[fireheart]

Well, Cracked haven't disappointed us.

This year we are treated to a photoplasty.

23 Horrible "sexy" costumes...

Gahh....some of those are just WRONG!

[gremcint]

Also from Nash at Radio Dead Air

http://blip.tv/radio-dead-air/wtfiww...erween-6414519

these though are actual purchaseable costumes and some are not safe for work. especially number 1.

[bhskittykatt]

My friend posted on FB "No, Internet, I do not want to buy your sexy watermelon costume."

Turns out, it's actually a thing. (they also have strawberries and bananas, among other things)

[fireheart]

My friend posted on FB "No, Internet, I do not want to buy your sexy watermelon costume."

Turns out, it's actually a thing. (they also have strawberries and bananas, among other things)

Well at least the banana costume doesn't resemble a giant condom or erect penis....

A quick search through the website reveals THIS:



It's a "sexy" peacock costume. Now, for those who are entirely unaware, only the MALE peacock spreads his tail feathers to court the peahen. The peahen (female peacock) is a very dull shade of brown. So now I'm wondering if the aforementioned costume would technically constitute cross-dressing

[lordlundar]

My friend posted on FB "No, Internet, I do not want to buy your sexy watermelon costume."

Turns out, it's actually a thing. (they also have strawberries and bananas, among other things)

Those were fare more tame than what I was expecting to be honest. Less costume and more stylized skimpy dress.

[Seraph]

It's a "sexy" peacock costume.

EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

EVIL!

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[dalesys]

EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

EVIL!

KILL IT WITH FIRE

You're prejudiced.

[Draper Mel]

Girls's Costume Warehouse. Every sexy costume you can think of. And Frog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74