Not sure what position he's running for either

[PepperElf]

But I'd sure hell like to see what happens if he wins!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Eh, I'm voting for GLaDOS. (As anyone who follows my Twitter would know.) She's promised me cake and a position as Press Wrangler if she's elected.

[PepperElf]

yeah.... about that cake....

[Jay 2K Winger]

yeah.... about that cake....

You mean it's devil's food cake? AWESOME!

[AmbrosiaWriter]

I voted for Yoda.

[Mytical]

I was torn between Reed Richards and Bruce Banner. Bruce's "Hulk smash puny politicians" won me over though. I voted Bruce Banner.

[dragon_wings]

I vote Cthulhu.

[wolfie]

I vote Cthulhu.

Glad to see you're not willing to settle for the LESSER of 2 evils.

[dragon_wings]

Glad to see you're not willing to settle for the LESSER of 2 evils.

Oh hell no.
On a related note: my sister has, for as long as I can remember, had 'Cthulhu for president' as her political status on facebook. :P

[fireheart]

You mean it's devil's food cake? AWESOME!

Dammit, at my future wedding, I am going to ask the caterer to do both angels AND devils food cakes.

[Divra]

I vote for the Donald Duck Party. Their platform of subsidized booze and wider sidewalks appeals to me.

Yes, that's a real party, and yes, that's their platform. In it's entirety.

[fireheart]

I vote for the Donald Duck Party. Their platform of subsidized booze and wider sidewalks appeals to me.

Yes, that's a real party, and yes, that's their platform. In it's entirety.

I always thought it was requiring all ducks to wear long pants?

[Chromatix]

Sounds like a (very) tame version of Britain's Monster Raving Loony Party. They basically run in constituencies with unpopular main candidates, so that voters have essentially a "none of the above" choice.

And yes, their schtick is to be completely and utterly nonsensical, yet wrapped up in the usual language of politics. Basically, if the MRLP seems like the most reasonable choice to the electorate, then something must be *very* wrong with the other candidates. For example:

Emails would be abolished. Instead, to reduce confusion, messages from men would be hemails, and from women shemails. (the only exception being blokes from Essex who would still send ’emails ).

[wolfie]

One "fringe" party in Canada is the Marijuana party. As you can guess from the name, they're running on pretty much a single issue. On the other hand, unlike the major parties, nobody looks at the policies stated in THEIR campaign platform and asks themselves "WTF were those guys smoking?"

[lordlundar]

Well it doesn't help that their policies essentially begin and end with "legalize pot everywhere".