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    I alter clothes. At the two location I work now, most of the customers are nice.

    There is one, though, that has gotten under my skin a bit. I waited on “Mr. M” at Location 1, marked his trousers, sewed them, and about ten days later at Location 2, the same pants come through the line. Same customer, now receptive to the alterations I suggested some days before at the other job, although it was my boss who waited on him the second time.

    Fast forward a few days, and Mr. M walked into Location 2, and wanted to have another pair of trousers tailored. He stood in front of the mirror, looked at me a moment, and asked why I looked familiar. I told him I work at Locations 1 and 2. Well, he went on a rant. I was not to touch his clothes, I was incompetent, I had nearly ruined his pants, on and on. In fact, he ranted (no kidding) the entire time he was in the dressing room changing his clothes, and all the way out the door.

    Mr. M had had a very successful career in one industry and after moving to our little city has been equally successful in something entirely different. Talking with both bosses, though, they view him as a bit of a head case. Eavesdropping a bit, I discovered that other people in town have the same impression, or they think he has a problem with alcohol.

    Last week, Boss 2 handed me a fox pelt. He instructed me to sew a hook onto the head end of the pelt, and an loop onto the hind end. For those of you under fifty or so, there was an accessory that women wore back in the nineteen forties or fifties. It looked like this:


    It had a three-dimensional head and glass eyes and while hideous, was still nicely finished, for what it was. It had a clip attached to the underside of the head, where the mouth would be, to attach itself to it's own tail.

    This pelt, flat and empty and unlined, will not look like that.

    It will not even remind people of that. I pondered all this while I worked on said pelt, eying Boss 2 and murmuring, “Boss, this will be...um...awful.” Boss 2 is all about pleasing the customer, and this was what this customer wanted.

    I pondered the fact that we don't see a lot of fur now, or even fur protestors.

    I thought about Richard Nixon and his comment about his wife's nice Republican wool coat.

    I looked at the price tag still attached to the pelt and thought, “Who would have this kind of money to throw away and still have no taste?” And at that very moment in my internal dialog, Boss 2 looked at me and smiled a little, and asked, “Do you know who that's for?”

    Yup, Mr. M, or more specifically, his current girlfriend.

  • #2
    Oopsie ....

    But I agree ... it's going to look kinda ... dumb.

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    • #3
      Far be it me to critique fashion, but, was "roadkill chic" EVER popular?
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      • #4
        Back in the forties or fifties, the fox stoles were quite popular. You could buy them a Sears for about $5 a piece.

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        • #5


          That's all I can say about that.
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          • #6
            Honestly some fox stoles can look very very nice, it's just not nice on how you get them now a days. The ones gotten when every piece of the fox was used were much more humane.

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            • #7
              Wow. I think this guy is trying to tell his gal that she's not worth the extra 50 to get the head done properly. Or he assumes the OP is going to "make it so." Which ain't the OP's job. It was either that or one of the more expensive break up gifts I've ever seen..

              I find it creepy either way. Taxidermy falls into two categories for me, so well done that it's Uncanny Valley to me or so poorly done that it's just flat creepy. Give me the pelt sans head and all is well.. it's when the head is still attached that I will run screaming the other way.
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              • #8
                Oh dear, it really does look like roadkill.

                My MIL went to a party a few weeks ago that had a bit of an old-timey costume theme, so she dug up a fur stole from the back of her closet and wore it. I found it lying carefully draped over the back of the couch the next morning. It's not a fox, it seems to be made of more than one... mink? Ermine? Some kind of little mustelid. The heads and feet are done more subtly but somehow don't look deformed or flattened.

                I stared at this thing and... I picked it up and hung it on the coat rack out of reach of the tiny dog who frequently inhabits the sofa. She's not MIL's dog, and MIL knows very little about living with dogs. And the stole probably belonged to her mother. She has a couple of fur things that were her mother's, and she treasures them, because her mother died when she was a girl. So I probably saved the poor little weasels from the dog.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Aethian View Post
                  Honestly some fox stoles can look very very nice,
                  They can, but this one definitely doesn't! Like Argabarga pointed out, "roadkill chic"!
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                  • #10
                    I'd sooner have a fake one; would look fun and cartoony. Whereas a real one just looks... ick.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                      I'd sooner have a fake one; would look fun and cartoony. Whereas a real one just looks... ick.

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                      Yeah, that one is cute. I'd rather have one of those, too...oh, Spark...
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                      • #12
                        Yeah, an unfinished pelt is going to look like roadkill. Those vintage stoles were actually finished nicely and lined with satin or something.

                        Working in theater, I've discovered that if you do a little research you can get fur pelts of various kinds through culling programs in forest preserves and national parks. One theater I worked at got a couple of coyote pelts for a costume that way. At least it's not for profit that way.
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                        • #13
                          I have an OLD one of those from a vintage store, but it's 2-mink attached at the tails, draping over each shoulder, one 'biting' the leg of the other to hold it on. The little glass eyes are creepy...

                          Did the guy ever say exactly WHAT you did 'wrong' to his pants?
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                          • #14
                            He he he. I've thought about doing fake stoles. I did a fake pelt once for a guy. It was pretty awesome.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth LillFilly View Post
                              Did the guy ever say exactly WHAT you did 'wrong' to his pants?
                              His exact words were, "They were a mess."

                              The second time they were tailored they were lengthened 3/4 of an inch. He was standing inside the trousers looking in the mirror while I pinned them the first time, so it's not as if I just hemmed them some random length for giggles and grins.

                              The other thing was actually a tad more frustrating. The trousers were a little baggy a the sides. He insisted only one side needed to be taken in, though. I actually started to mark the other, and he stopped me. When he went to location 2, Boss 2 was able to get him to agree to what I had tried to accomplish a week or so earlier.

                              And no, it's not as if the problem is in the execution. Whether he realized it or not, though Boss 2 marked the pant, I actually did the stitching.

                              Actually, I just checked Etsy, and in about five minutes found two stoles for less than the price that was on the pelt.
                              Last edited by workerbee222; 12-03-2012, 03:20 AM.

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