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    This is my first post, please be kind.

    These happened years ago back when I was a CSR for a card store (and other things) in a mall. I truly believe they deserve a mention here:

    Scene 1:

    SC: I need a birthday card for my nephew
    Me: They are all right here, I'm sure you'll find something
    SC: What would you recommend?
    Me: Well how old is your nephew?
    SC: 11
    Me: Well I guess it would depend on how mature he is for his age (I've known some grown-up 11 year olds in my day) Perhaps this might be appropriate? (I pick up a very grown up card, may not have been the best of choices but then what do I know about this kid?)
    SC: You think this would suit him?
    Me: Well it might suit some kids, what do you think?
    SC: (Without reading it) I'll take it

    Not even 10 minutes later:
    SC: My wife doesn't think this will work. Can I exchange it?
    Me: Yes (and show him again where the nephew cards are)

    Scene 2:

    SC: I bought this last week but I noticed the price has gone down. Is there anything that can be done?
    Me: Yes if you take it up to the cash, we will refund you the price difference
    SC: Oh

    SC continues to wander around the store, no big deal maybe she wants to buy more. Nope, she ends up talking to one of my co-workers and asks her the exact same question

    Scene 3:

    SC: Can I leave these here for a minute?
    Me: Of course

    30 min later

    SC: I'll pay for my items now
    Me: I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to go to the back of the line
    SC: But I said I'd be right back

    Scene 4:

    A woman comes in looking for a gift and decides on a family tree photo frame in the shape of a tree. We have several of these and she brings them ALL to the desk. Oh, and of course, we're supposed to close in ten minutes. All of the other stores around us have started closing.

    SC: I like these frames but I can't decide on which one to get
    Me: They're all the same ma'am.
    SC: I know but I like the way this one's bent but I want to know how this one would look if it was bent another way (they're all the exact same metal frame that were probably bent by people handling them roughly)
    My manager wants to close off the registers so she tries to help get this SC outta here. We bend it how she wants it
    SC: No I don't like that
    Me: What about this one? The one you liked in the beginning?
    SC: I guess that's ok. Can you wrap it up? I don't want it getting bent again?
    Me: thinking: Are you kidding me? You know it can be easily bent, you just saw us do it.
    After all that we're 30 minutes late for closing and don't even wait until she's out of eyesview before we start bashing and cussing her out.

  • #2
    Welcome to CS!!!

    I have http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-17889.aspx, Irv has the Brain Bleach (I think), EQ has cookies, the sewer is where we live (screw the gutter, they are too normal), and we all love a good drink.
    "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."

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    • #3
      Welcome to CS.com!

      Quoth Sandiercy View Post
      the sewer is where we live (screw the gutter, they are too normal)
      We won't have anything to do with those fancy-pants, lah-de-dah snooty bastards in the gutter, thank you so very much.

      As said, Irv has the brain bleach, talk to Jester or Sandiercy for booze, someone around here has cookies, and talk to Gravekeeper if you need pants.

      Which brings me to my next point...

      Surrender your pants.
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      • #4
        Welcome to CS

        I bring tidings of cheesey baked pizza goodness.

        OH and remember Rule #1.
        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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        • #5
          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post

          Which brings me to my next point...

          Surrender your pants.
          What about if you wear skirts or dresses?
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #6
            Welcome!

            We're all a little crazy here.

            No, we're not!

            Of course we are. I gots the Hot Chocolate and coffee here for after you've enjoyed the comforts of Jester and CRML's wares.

            But you've just used the last of it.

            Shut up, they don't know that. And I have more at home.

            SC

            PS: Just ignore that other voice in my head. He's the one that does the parodies.
            "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

            Do you like Shakespeare? Join us The Globe Theater!

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            • #7
              Welcome to CS! I share your pain; I work in a shop that sells tea and we often get people dashing in seconds before we start rolling that grill across the shop front ... and then they want to check out every tea we've got in stock.

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              • #8
                How could y'all forget to tell her about the bacon?! Several of us have it, just ask if you want some. We don't bite....hard.
                It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                • #9
                  Quoth Pagan View Post
                  How could y'all forget to tell her about the bacon?! Several of us have it, just ask if you want some. We don't bite....hard.
                  Pagan... check your stock... RetailWorkhorse is back in town... (CS meme)
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #10
                    Welcome to CS!

                    I myself am relativity new, joined about three months ago, and I love the people here! Hope to see some great stories from you!
                    Some people just need a high five...

                    In the face with the back of a chair....

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                    • #11
                      Quoth fireheart View Post
                      What about if you wear skirts or dresses?
                      Surrender your skirts or dresses, then.
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth dalesys View Post
                        Pagan... check your stock... RetailWorkhorse is back in town... (CS meme)
                        He knows better than to bother my bacon.

                        ....

                        That sounds dirty, doesn't it?
                        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Pagan View Post
                          He knows better than to bother my bacon.

                          ....

                          That sounds dirty, doesn't it?
                          Why yes, yes it does! But no matter, we knew what you meant

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            Pagan... check your stock... RetailWorkhorse is back in town... (CS meme)
                            Someone call me? Oh, lookit here, bacon-cookies. Om nom nom.

                            Did you by chance work for...

                            *Looks left*

                            ....

                            *Looks right*

                            ....

                            *Checks under the hammock*

                            The Mark of Hall? I've been in some of those stores, they're nice. I can only imagine the SCs that go there. Welcome to the Boards, by the by. I'm Ar-Dubya. Don't mind the pervyness. Or the pantslessness.
                            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                            • #15
                              Oh FFS. Now there's all glitter all over the bacon.

                              Good thing I've got spare pigs out back. Someone fire up the smoker while I brine the pork bellies, will ya?
                              What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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