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  • #1

    Request for a funny joke or quote

    There was a kickstarter by the makers of Quest For Glory to make a game called Hero U: Rogue to Redemption that takes place in a hero training school built on an old crypt. I donated enough to be put in the digital in game yearbook. I get to have a small caption.

    Think more dangerous hogwarts with less wimsy.

    This is going into an actual professionally made video game so I want something good.

    actual text
    "Big Man On Campus: (Super Digital Rewards) You're special, and everyone should know it. Your name (or your favorite character's name) will appear in the in-game DIGITAL YEARBOOK along with a brief statement of your/their accomplishments. We will also email you the Secret Thieves' Guild Password. (Other players will need to discover this in the game.) You will also receive everything from the Sophomore level as well as early access to our Beta and Combat Balance tests. (NOTE: This tier does not include any physical rewards. It's highly International-Supporter-friendly.)"

    I thought of "voted most likely to die in a blaze of glory... literally"
    or "voted most likely to die in a bloody and spectacular mess" (harry dresden quote more or less)
    or sister suggested "died doing the right thing" for a dresden quote (damn she's awesome) but I don't know if that fits a yearbook quote.
    or I thought of as well "only student to ever graduate posthumously"
    I have decided I want my name not a character's


    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...-to-redemption
    Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
    Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.
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  • #2
    "Most likely to succeed and die trying."

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #3
      "Only person to ever die posthumously."

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is       Still A Customer."

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      • #4
        "First student to discover what is really under the cabbage patch."

        "Voted most likely to win the <Nobel> Magic Prize." (replace 'Nobel' with the game-world's equivalent.)

        "Winner of the World Magic Competition with the entry of a new way to make diamonds out of sheep dung."
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #5
          plans on living forever or die trying
          Lister: This is Crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
          Cat: You're right. We're Nuts! This is an insane conversation....
          Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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          • #6
            Quoth DaDairyDruid View Post
            plans on living forever or die trying
            Callahan fan I take it?



            There really is little end to my nerd knowledge.
            Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
            Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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            • #7
              Well, here's a possible gravestone for the crypt...
              Phoenix Jones: Born 1185, Died 1198 1199 1201 1204 1206 1207 1208 1212 we give up

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              • #8
                "Most likely to spontaneously combust."
                By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                • #9
                  "Most Likely to Leave a Good Looking Pile of Ashes"
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                  There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth gremcint View Post
                    Callahan fan I take it?



                    There really is little end to my nerd knowledge.
                    was quoting Vila Rastal from Blake's 7, but hey whatever floats your boat
                    Lister: This is Crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
                    Cat: You're right. We're Nuts! This is an insane conversation....
                    Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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                    • #11
                      "Most likely to die of dysentery...oops wrong game"
                      The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                      • #12
                        So Here's the list of ideas and suggestions from all sources.
                        Starting with voted most likely to:
                        - die in a blaze of glory... literally
                        - die in a bloody and spectacular mess
                        - Ride through the Zombie infested ruins of Detroit on the back of a Skeletal Triceratops named Stompy. (from a roleplaying campaign, it was fun)
                        - to Break the laws of physics, get caught, but get off on a technicality.
                        - Light himself on fire. (another rpg campaign I was in)
                        - die of dysentery...oops wrong game
                        - win the <Nobel> Magic Prize.
                        - spontaneously combust.
                        - Leave a Good Looking Pile of Ashes
                        - Dismembered

                        And the rest
                        "I remember that sound. It's a BAD sound!"
                        Eaten by a grue.
                        " When asked if he's a god, said YES"
                        THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!
                        "We told him not to feed his Meep after rollover."
                        "If at first you don't succeed, Thief Class is not for you."
                        "If at first you don't succeed, Magic is not for you."
                        "We really thought he was gonna pass Potions this time. They picked a good photo for his funeral at least."
                        "He was right, that statue was cursed."
                        "Zigged when he should have zagged."
                        "died doing the right thing"
                        "only student to ever graduate posthumously"
                        "Only person to ever die posthumously."
                        "First student to discover what is really under the cabbage patch."
                        "Winner of the World Magic Competition with the entry of a new way to make diamonds out of sheep dung."
                        plans on living forever or die trying
                        "Almost made it to grad alive... what a way to go"
                        "Always all outta gum"
                        "Member: Dead Poets Society. By killing poets"
                        " ... told you it was the red wire!"
                        "After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend."
                        "Oops"
                        "Live Ammo ? Really ?"
                        "Jammed ? Just pull the trigger. It'll work."
                        "I think my helmet is broken"
                        "It's only a flesh wound”

                        Ok down to top 5:
                        " When asked if he's a god, said YES"
                        "only student to ever graduate posthumously"
                        Voted most likely to leave a bloody and spectacular mess
                        Voted most likely to Ride through the Zombie infested ruins of Detroit on the back of a Skeletal Triceratops named Stompy.
                        oops
                        Last edited by gremcint; 01-12-2013, 02:01 AM.
                        Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
                        Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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                        • #13
                          I would suggest against the too-obvious references, myself.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #14
                            "Psychic of the year 2027" (assuming the game is present-day)
                            "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                            • #15
                              I went with graduate posthumously
                              Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
                              Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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