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    "A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?"

    "How do you make a tuna sandwich?"

    "What kitchen utensil would you be?"
    "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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    "A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?"

    Is it wrong that I kind of want to inflict that on the next interviewee I get?
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      Quoth Dark Psion View Post
      "A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?"
      "No habla Inglis."
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      • #4
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        "No habla Inglis."
        All your PC are belong to Linux.


        I just sent that to my boyfriend

        As for bizarre interview questions, my mum's had a couple:

        -What colour could you be?
        -What animal could you be?

        I had the strangest scenario though at a recent interview:

        Scenario starts out normally enough: one worker is playing a game outside, you are inside running a cardmaking activity. Some girls don't want to participate and say that it's childish. What do you do?

        Then the next half of the scenario was that a 5-year-old had a crayon stuck up his nose
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          Quoth Dark Psion View Post
          "A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?"
          "I seem to have made a wrong turn. Where's the This Modern World comic?"

          "Got any tequilla?"

          "Hm, I seem to be overdressed for this place."

          Oddly enough, I think I would do better with an oddball question like this than the standard "What are your strengths/weaknesses" and "Why should we hire you" type questions.
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