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    Poetry: Courtesy of RapMaster3000

    There's a guy in my Creative Writing class that is perhaps the dumbest guy in existance. He thinks he's an amazing rapper, but he can't rhyme for beans and he fails at every quest for creativity. For example: he tried to rhyme "terrible" with "table". This thread will be for sharing his attempts at poetry will all you lovely people becasue I have a feeling he will share a lot and all of it will be interesting.

    Today: We had to white 3 line poems with no rhyming and no questions. His poem was:

    Nickle, nickle.
    I want a pickle.
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
    Answers: $1
    Correct Answers: $2
    Answers that require thought: $5
    Dumb looks are still free.
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    That's like the easiest assignment. Haiku like crazy.

    To be honest, though, I hated poetry in school. Probably because it seemed like every year we'd just go over the same poems over and over again. (I hate "The Raven" now.)
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      Feel free to start calling him MC Shake N' Bake.

      I would.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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