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    Yesterday, a woman came through my lane with a huge order that included two packs of Oscar Mayer bacon and a loaf of store brand cinnamon raisin bread (this will be important). She waits until I've totaled everything and scanned/typed in a pile of coupons before squinting at the monitor (at times I hate that monitor, it gives the price vultures a reason to complain about something and slow things way down).

    BL: Bacon lady
    Me:

    BL: "WAIT WAIT WAIT! The bread is supposed to be FREEEE! There's a sign by the bacon saying buy two Oscar Mayer products and get a loaf of bread FREE!"
    There was a promo a few weeks ago with the OM lunchmeat where you get the bread free, and I had the same discussion with someone else about it (offer specifically excluded bacon).
    Me: "Ma'am, the sale applies to the lunchmeat only."
    BL: "No! That's not right! It should be FREEE! You don't know what you're doing!"
    Me: "If the bread was free, it would show on the screen. To get free bread you need to buy the lunchmeat that comes in a plastic tub."
    Manager R comes over and I try to explain what's happening before BL can start screaming.
    BL: *rant rave blargle bacon free bread*
    R and I both know that the sale would trigger automatically if she buys the correct items; something's fishy. Unfortunately all that the flier says for the sale is 'selected varieties' (but the photo shows...yup, OM bacon and cinnamon bread) and I can't find anyone to run and check.
    R: "Just void off the bread and give it to her."
    He probably did that just to get her out of our hair, so I do. BL continues on.
    BL: "Oh my GOD, what else is screwed up? I have to check everything when I get home and then come back. I can't believe you did this you stupid girl."
    Me: *you did NOT just say that* "If you believe there was a price error, feel free to ask a manager." My voice has dropped into a tone that usually means the instigator had better back off NOW for their own health.
    BL: *blargle moan rant* "You're so stupid, I can't believe I have to double check everything."
    At this point the other registers next to me have fallen silent, and everyone in range is giving BL the stinkeye.
    Me: *locking eyes with BL, and loud enough for the podium to hear* "That was UNCALLED for. I am NOT stupid. Your transaction is over, leave now."
    BL: "You're a cashier, you should be smart enough to know ALL your sales."
    Me: *robot mode activate before I did something I'd regret* This transaction is over. Collect your shopping and leave the register now."
    She says something as I start the next customer, but I don't catch it.

    She was trying to read my nametag, probably with an eye toward filing a complaint...if she did it never got anywhere (or at least I never heard anything). I recognize the woman; she likes to find anything to complain about, preferably belittling someone in the process.
    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 02-13-2013, 10:52 PM.
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    Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
    ... I recognize the woman; she likes to find anything to complain about, preferably belittling someone in the process.
    She licks her lips with that tongue?
    Last edited by dalesys; 02-13-2013, 01:45 PM.
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    • #3
      She did have a nasty-looking growth on her upper lip; probably from a localized effect of venom on skin cells.
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      • #4
        are you sure BL doesn't mean "bitch lady" instead?

        seriously... what a bitch. no one deserves being spoken to that way.

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        • #5
          There's a certain sort in this town who sees any and all service workers as less than pond scum (deadly combination when interbred with 'the customer is always right')...methinks she was one of them. Wish I could recall if she was the same woman in my previous 'stupid girl' thread...if I can prove that, I might have evidence for ASM to ban her or at least allow me to refuse to deal with her.

          I'll never understand people like that; do they not realize that we can in a way control whether they get food?
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          • #6
            People like that -- and I know that the implication that they are, indeed, human is a stretch -- seem to believe that repetition and VOLUME automatically supercede everything else, including logic, store rules, the law, etc...
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            • #7
              I can play the repetition and volume game too...but I don't want to stoop to their level.
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              • #8
                The topper would have been to have her go to the customer service desk and get her money refunded, and the food put back.

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                • #9
                  I do admit, I don't assume just because something is on sale it will ring up correctly automatically (computers are only as good as the data enterered into them, and errors/ommissions/etc. happen). So I do watch the screen to verify certain items (after having checked signs/flyers carefully to be sure I have it right).

                  And if I spot an error, I will bring it up - but politely, as "I thought x was on sale for $y, can you check that?". And if given a reasonable reason why I'm wrong, I apologize. And if I'm right, I'm always careful to make a comment about how frustrating it must be when the system has the wrong price, as cashiers can't possibly memorize all sales and prices.

                  Heck, at our notoriously incorrect craft store, I usually group my items so I can say "these were on the 30% off section, please let me know if I'm wrong" or something like that.

                  No excuse whatsoever to be a real b*tch about it, or to blame it on the cashier.

                  Madness takes it's toll....
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                  • #10
                    The "buy this get that" sale was in fact for the packaged lunchmeat only. For some reason those shelf tags are also in front of the bacon; maybe I'll mention it to ASM or J (grocery manager) tomorrow. Nobody deserves to get screamed at for a poorly-placed ad.
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                    • #11
                      People like that are usually miserable in their own lives, and they like to spread it around. I hope she does get banned.
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                      • #12
                        I'd love for the cashier to say something like, "If you want to compare credentials, I have a Masters degree in <put difficult field here>. What is your education level?" It doesn't even have to be true. And if they ask why you're working there, make up some excuse.

                        Of course, this only works if you're old enough to have a Masters degree (early-mid 20's).

                        What are they gonna say in return? That they have a doctorate?
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                        • #13
                          I can kinda understand the confusion with the way the ad was designed, but really now. What a bitch.
                          Some people just need a high five...

                          In the face with the back of a chair....

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                          • #14
                            Quoth MoonCat View Post
                            People like that are usually miserable in their own lives, and they like to spread it around. I hope she does get banned.
                            I hope she does, too. People with attitudes like that who go around insulting people who are just doing their job shouldn't be awarded with good customer service.
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