How timely

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This here is the February 10, 2013 Retail comic.

Today is February 16.

As of today, guess who has two thumbs and works at a store that got in its first shipment of Wax-B-Gones? This guy!

Ours are cheaper.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I remember seeing a mini-infomercial for that stuff awhile back.

I just kept thinking to myself: "For those of you who are too dumb to figure out a Q-tip..."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I just kept thinking to myself: "For those of you who are too dumb to figure out a Q-tip..."

Now I have Chardonnay all over the keyboard.

Come to think of it, I have coworkers who, if they are so dumb that they can't figure out that ice cream does NOT go into a reclaim box but in the freezer, then they are probably too dumb to figure out a Q-Tip.

[OreoAdler]

My daughter Little Oreo, who is 9, has found the infomercial on YouTube. She wants one of them because don't you know? She's hurt her ear on a Q-tip! And she's talked it over with her pediatrician who says its a good idea. *sighs*