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  • #1

    I've Lost it Again

    I started to openly mock people today and then I ran into the bathroom and laughed uncontrollably. Also laughed so hard I cried while talking to milk gallons in the dairy cooler. I raged in the back room and my CW asked, "Godzilla?" I responded, "Gourdzilla, I'm OUT OF MY GOURD RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR."

    SC: *throws a 20 at me* Twenty on pump five.
    Me: *starts to put it in my pants with a strange face* Mmm, I love money thrown at me like that.
    SC: *already walking away*

    SC: *throws a five at me* Five on two.
    Me: *slaps my hand on the five and throws it at CW* FIVE ON TWOOOO. YOU SEE HOW I DID THAT?!
    SC: *already turned around*

    SC: Whatchudo wit da medium size cups?
    Me: I ate them. Alllllll of them.

    *PA Call goes off for the "talk to attendant" button at the pump*
    Me: Is that pump 13? That guy just can't pump gas. God. Just go somewhere else already.
    Cool Cop: Which guy? Hmm... I think he's just messing with you. It looks like he's got the pump running.
    Me: I'm just gonna tear his..........*looks at cop*
    CC: ......I didn't hear anything. Thanks for the coffee!

    SC: This isn't covered on the foodstamps? SOME PLACES IT IS.
    Me: Wellllllllll it's never been covered here because it's an ENERGY DRINK. SURPRIIIIIISE. *jazz hands*

    And I'm still every so often just breaking out into giggle fits. Omg. I'm just losing my damn mind.
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    You are implying that you had something to begin with.

    RUN AWAY, GAKI went off the Deep End!!!
    Last edited by Sandiercy; 02-25-2013, 03:23 AM.
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    • #3
      I wish I'd been there to see all this.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Quoth Food Lady View Post
        I wish I'd been there to see all this.
        Ditto that! "Alllllll of them" "Supriiiise!" Literally laughing out loud.

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        • #5
          SC: *throws a 20 at me* Twenty on pump five.
          Wow. Please throw it back at me if I ever act like that.

          What the heck is wrong with saying, "Could I have 20 on pump number 5 please?"


          SC: This isn't covered on the foodstamps? SOME PLACES IT IS.
          Me: Wellllllllll it's never been covered here because it's an ENERGY DRINK. SURPRIIIIIISE. *jazz hands*
          Those are always weird. Some are, some aren't, depending on whether or not they have vitamin information on the label.
          Last edited by PepperElf; 02-25-2013, 12:33 PM.

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          • #6
            I'm niether insane nor alone,
            Atleast that's what the voices tell me.

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            • #7
              Quoth Gaki View Post
              SC: *throws a 20 at me* Twenty on pump five.
              Me: *starts to put it in my pants with a strange face* Mmm, I love money thrown at me like that.
              SC: *already walking away*

              SC: *throws a five at me* Five on two.
              Me: *slaps my hand on the five and throws it at CW* FIVE ON TWOOOO. YOU SEE HOW I DID THAT?!
              SC: *already turned around*
              I would never do what the SCs are doing there... I need my receipts, dammit, not gonna just walk away.

              ...oh yeah, I wouldn't be a jerk about it either.
              Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
              OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
              she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
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              • #8
                Admittedly, while I do say 'X' on pump 'Y', I also say 'Hi there; doing well?' because I know the gas jockeys at the stations I go to.

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                • #9
                  Another vote for the cups quip. 'Twas wondermous ^_^
                  Quoth Gaki View Post
                  Omg. I'm just losing my damn mind.
                  Pff. Just do what I did. I threw mine away decades ago. Wasn't doing me any good, so I put the poor thing out of its misery.

                  Quoth Kazim View Post
                  At least that's what the voices tell me.
                  Hey now...there's nothing wrong with talking to the people inside your head, just as long as you don't lose any arguments.
                  "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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                  • #10
                    Some days the little voices in your head are the only voices that actually make sense.

                    Madness takes it's toll....
                    Please have exact change ready.

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                    • #11
                      You lost your mind? Welcome to the average customer service job!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        Hey now...there's nothing wrong with talking to the people inside your head, just as long as you don't lose any arguments.
                        lol. Exactly what we say at work: "It's ok to talk to yourself. It's ok to answer yourself. It's ok to argue with yourself. But when you start losing the arguments, let me know, I'll go clock out..."

                        (Another favorite is a t-shirt I saw once: "Nine out of the ten voices in my head say 'Don't Shoot.'")

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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          Hey now...there's nothing wrong with talking to the people inside your head, just as long as you don't lose any arguments.
                          I always phrase it, "I talk to myself all the time. I'm always guaranteed semi-intelligent conversation."
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Gaki View Post
                            *jazz hands*
                            everything is better with jazz hands
                            Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                            • #15
                              I hear voices....and they don't like you.

                              I'm still kicking myself for not getting that t-shirt.

                              Quoth sms001 View Post
                              lol. Exactly what we say at work: "It's ok to talk to yourself. It's ok to answer yourself. It's ok to argue with yourself. But when you start losing the arguments, let me know, I'll go clock out..."
                              Or as a guy I used to work with said -

                              It's ok to talk to yourself. It's ok to answer yourself. It's when you're talking to yourself and you go, "Huh?" that you've got a problem.
                              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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