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  • To whoever threw the used condom underneath of my truck . . .

    I don't know who you are. But I will find you. And I will kill you.

    Ok, ok, not really. But still, GROSS. Thing is, it wasn't there when I pulled in at noon. I know because I always park in the same place, next to a friend of mine. I remember noting there was a cardboard case for cat food (that 12 cans go in for display on the shelf) there, and thinking "Oh, this must be where that one overnighter fed the ferals last night." When I went back to my truck at noon to put Needy's medicine in there for her until we left that night, that's when I noticed the lovely surprise underneath.

    So between 12 and 2 in the afternoon, someone was . . . fucking in the Voldemart parking lot? And put the 'remnants' under my truck, of all places? When there are dozens of trash cans placed throughout the lot?

    Lawks, I want off this planet more and more every day.
    The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

  • #2
    I find them when I go walking all the time. It's gotten to the point where the "ewww" factor is gone. At least they're using them.

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    • #3
      I found a used syringe once. Yes, complete with needle.

      I was on my way to the doctor's office anyway, so I - perhaps stupidly - picked it up carefully and carried it with me; for disposal in their sharps container.
      Seshat's self-help guide:
      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

      "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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      • #4
        They could have tied it to your antenna...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Last June or July, a little after I had moved back home (and didn't join a gym because where my parents live is so ideal for walking/jogging/biking) and was waiting for a train before I could cross the street, there were a bunch of condoms still in their packages laying on the road.
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #6
            In the parking lot that's used for my apartment complex, among others, I found a used tampon once. And the applicator. EW.
            Curiously Lydean - curious interests of a curious person.

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            • #7
              Where the rubber meets the road.
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Reading this made me feel relieved that at least idiots are using condoms instead of splitting their genes to make another baby who will be as idiotic as them.

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                • #9
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  They could have tied it to your antenna...
                  Or put it over the towbar.
                  Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                  • #10
                    Well, it's not like they had sex ON your car, right? Or DID they!? MWAHAHAHAHAHA

                    Most interesting find for me was when I was doing Adopt-A-Block (It's where social clubs on campus pick a block in town, walk around, and clean it up) with my friends and at the end of the block, we found found a crack pipe. Great success!
                    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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                    • #11
                      While it is relieving that these disgusting excuses for humans are at least *using* condoms, they're still flinging their germs, and possibly STDs and other illnesses out into the open where some kid is likely to pick it up. We were talking about it at lunch and one coworker said that when one of her daughters was three, she DID do this. Kids pick up everything. I can't let my mind wander on the possibilities or I'll lose my dinner.
                      The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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                      • #12
                        I (unfortunately) ran into this more than a few times at Mart of Wal's Big Brother Box Store.

                        It's just like really?!? Why would you have sex in a parking lot to begin with, then throw the aftermath onto the ground for the world to see?!?!
                        Never stand between a computer technician and their morning coffee.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Seshat View Post
                          I found a used syringe once. Yes, complete with needle.
                          Sounds like the neighborhood I work in. Every now and then, used syringes show up on the sidewalk, or in the alley behind the building...along with the occasional crack pipe. Not surprising, since there's a dealer who lives next door
                          Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                          • #14
                            ShinyGreenApple, I think they were just examining the wisdom of your sig line:

                            "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

                            *runs like hell*

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                            • #15
                              Quoth protege View Post
                              Sounds like the neighborhood I work in. Every now and then, used syringes show up on the sidewalk, or in the alley behind the building...along with the occasional crack pipe. Not surprising, since there's a dealer who lives next door
                              This was a very nice neighbourhood. Upper middle class, verging on upper class. One of those neighbourhoods all but the wealthiest/snobbiest would be comfortable saying they're from.

                              My doctor was a specialist in holistic medicine, among other things, and a significant portion of her clientele was local. (Me? Not so local. But she was a damn good doctor and worth the trip.)
                              Seshat's self-help guide:
                              1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                              2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                              3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                              4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                              "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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