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  • Hotel Tales: "Unidentified Problem" Edition (LONG)

    Tonight's Stories:

    (FYI: The 2nd story expanded as I was attempting to document it for you, so it is MUCH longer than I initially thought it would be.)

    Only Complaint

    I try to greet guests as they pass my desk first thing in the morning. This guy walks past my desk at around 7AM one morning and I ask "How is everything this morning?"

    At first he gives an unintelligible grunt, then, just as he is walking out the door he says "I wasn't impressed with breakfast" and leaves.

    We have a fairly typical Continental breakfast, nothing too fancy. We do have Waffles when we are busier, however right now we have Bagels, Bread (Wheat and White), Mini Powdered Donuts, Mini Muffins (Blueberry), four different cereals, coffee, tea, and 2 kinds of juice.

    We also offer 10% off coupons to a local restaurant should you desire something else for breakfast.

    PITA

    At ~3AM this morning I had a couple of guests come down to the Lobby. They had checked in at ~10PM and were just NOW complaining about the room (~4 hours after c/i due to DST, for clarity). However, they refused to "go into" exactly what dissatisfied them with the room, just that she wasn't "satisfied".

    She kept going on and on about how unhappy she was and that she was a part of a Law Enforcement Family, as if that particular piece of information makes any difference. My GM is currently bar-tending on the nights the Lounge is opened, and was still in the area, and I told him the situation, and he backed me up.

    She came down to the desk a second time, and asked to be moved to a different room, which I resisted (claiming the specific room type she wanted was unavailable). She threatened to call her brother, who is with the State Police. My patience with her is worn out, so I blatantly ask, "And what's he going to do?"

    PITA: He'll get me into my room, that I paid for.
    Me: Well, I'll just remake your key.

    (I make the key and hand it to her) and think that's the end of it. She's at the desk a few minutes later, complaining that the key didn't work, and she wants to be moved into a smoking room. I reiterate that I don't have any available, and she says "I don't believe you". I am now done playing the "nice" game, and my GM's pretty much green-lighted me being more abrasive, so I remake the key, and escort them back to their room. The whole way back she is complaining (loudly) that she would like a smoking room. Her Boyfriend/Husband says "just smoke in the room." Which I inform them will get them in trouble. I continually tell her to be quiet, and she keeps alternating between demanding a smoking room, and threatening to sic her brother on us.

    I let them into the room, and I get back to the Lobby where I inform the GM of the situation, and basically get his permission to kick them out if they keep causing trouble.

    They return to the desk one final time, and demand a refund. I inform them, authoritatively, that there will be no refund, and that she is now welcome to leave the property. She insists on the refund, and threatens to call he brother again.

    Me: And what exactly is he going to do? He can't do anything.
    PITA: Oh, yes he can. You'll see what he can do.

    At this time my GM arrives, and tells her the exact same thing I told her, and she is no more accepting of it than before. My GM actually has me call the State Police to have them escort the problem guest off the property, and I do, but they leave while I am on the phone with them, so I tell them to never mind.

    Reservation Error

    One of the E-tailers made a reservation, where the rate CRS put in was $2 higher than what they claimed they had booked it for. I changed the rate to the one the E-tailer quoted over the phone.

    EXPLOSION

    Well, not really. Apparently it looks as though we had a sewage back up in the Ladies room, and there is St everywhere. Fun, fun, fun for the maintenance guy in the morning.
    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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  • #2
    Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
    ...we had a sewage back up in the Ladies room, and there is St everywhere.
    And there'll be fun fun fun till daddy takes the P-Turd away.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      It would've been interesting to see what happened had you called her bluff ... handed "Law Enforcement Family" girl the phone and said, "Go ahead; call you brother." I'm pretty sure her cop brother (if he even exists) would know better than to use his uniform and badge to get Entitled Sis anything she whines for.

      And if he doesn't know better ... a call to his superiors would probably get him straightened out pretty quickly.

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      • #4
        (~4 hours after c/i due to DST, for clarity)

        Actually, for me, this statement just confused me.

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        • #5
          Passive aggressive SC's, they'll tell you there's a problem, won't tell you the PARTICULARS of the problem, therefore, your inability to solve said problem that is never identified is ALL YOUR FAULT! and they deserve freebies by the boxcar load!

          SPLENDID!
          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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          • #6
            ReadyToRetire, what the OP meant was : Four hours after check-in, due to daylight savings time. Hope that helps. As for the OP, first, with the exception of the one luxury hotel I ever stayed at, I've never seen much more than what you listed at a hotel for breakfast. Second...You should've let her call her brother, just for the comedic relief of her seeing that her threats would (obviously) have not played out. Third...Huh...Not always the e-tailers faults then? And the last story just that is all.
            "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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            • #7
              Yes, that cleared it up. Thanks.

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              • #8
                Quoth Pixilated View Post
                It would've been interesting to see what happened had you called her bluff ... handed "Law Enforcement Family" girl the phone and said, "Go ahead; call you brother." I'm pretty sure her cop brother (if he even exists) would know better than to use his uniform and badge to get Entitled Sis anything she whines for.

                And if he doesn't know better ... a call to his superiors would probably get him straightened out pretty quickly.
                O yeah, cos the last thing any LEO wants is an IA investigation on why a cop was harassing / threatening hotel workers for telling his princess sister "no".

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                • #9
                  I really hate it when they pull the "I'll tell on you" garbage. It doesn't work any better when they are adults than it did when they were kids. The police won't do anything because the hotel isn't doing anything wrong.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth BrenDAnn View Post
                    Four hours after check-in, due to daylight savings time.
                    Exactly, thanks BrenDAnn.

                    Quoth BrenDAnn View Post
                    Second...You should've let her call her brother
                    I wasn't stopping her. She seemed to think that the threat in itself would be effective, and when it didn't phase me (or my GM), she got more ticked off. Typical SC behavior.

                    SC
                    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

                    Do you like Shakespeare? Join us The Globe Theater!

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                    • #11
                      What would have screamed "WIN" would be if you called the state police, described the person, then the officer said, "wait, is that (sister)? Damn, I Can't stand her... family or not, she's being cuffed away.."

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                      • #12
                        I think it would've been hilarious if she'd stuck around 'til the cops came and it was her brother who escorted her off the premises.
                        Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

                        I'm a case study.

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                        • #13
                          BroSCFisher, I have been in that same position many times. I have worked at this hotel for 13 years now, and my standard response any time a customer uses the "I'll call (insert random person/organization here) and they'll make you do it!" is "Would you like to use my phone?". I've used that phrase probably 50 times and have never had anyone take me up on it

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            And there'll be fun fun fun till daddy takes the P-Turd away.
                            Ouch! I'm getting Bad Vibrations from that pun.
                            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth wolfie View Post
                              Ouch! I'm getting Bad Vibrations from that pun.
                              Wouldn't it be nice if you could ask Rhonda for assistance and get around it?

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