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  • You work here, but you can't help me.

    Reading the number of threads on employees being asked if they work at their given stores reminded me of a similar but very strange issue I had at one of my previous jobs: strange because I got asked the question, but was then brushed off when I confirmed the customer's expectations.

    To explain, during my university years I was employed by a cult merchandise outlet (okay fine, it was a comic book store). This was a grand two level 2,000 sq foot store located right in the heart of the city so we had quite a sizable number of staff on hand to run this place, including an in house security detail. My initial role was as one of the safety stewards, meaning I was to patrol the floors, man the cameras, log and check inventory and generally made sure no one caused any ruckus on our property. I also wore a different name tag and uniform to the rest of the staff.

    The weird part is even though my uniform clearly stated I worked for the store, the fact that it had a big SECURITY label on the name tag apparently indicated to customers that I must know bugger all about the merchandise. Literally every time I was on the floor I'd get endless variations of the following exchange:

    Customer: Excuse me, do you work here?
    Me: Yes I do.
    Customer:*notices my badge* Oh, you're just a guard? Never mind you can't help me. *walks away*
    Me:

    What makes me giggle about it in hindsight is, as stated before, my entire job was knowing what was and was not supposed to be in the store. I had to check every section of the place while on patrol, sign off on the manifest whenever we got a delivery and do a closing check every night. Double plus I'm a giant nerd anyway so I was pretty intimately knowledgeable about most of what we sold to boot. If anything I probably knew more about our wares than a fair amount of my colleagues since they were generally assigned to specific sections while I had to supervise the entire store.

    Anyone else ever experience this odd reversal of the normal routine?

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    A comic shop big enough to require a dedicated security guard? o_O Impressive </Vader> ... Bonus points to them for having the good sense to hire someone who actually likes the product
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    • #3
      I work at a company as a Customer Service Specialist. People will call wanting to talk to sales or the shipping dept to track a package or engineering with a technical question or quality department . I'm essentially the gatekeeper. I can answer a wide variety of questions about our products and what we do. If I don't know the answer, since variations and issues are infinite, I'll work with the appropriate departments to find an answer. I'm customer service because it's my JOB to talk to the customers. Transferring you to someone else will result in from that department.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        I work in a grocery store that has a hardware store in it. I work mostly in the hardware store (previously full time but I am expanding into other areas). I often have people ask me (or I ask them if they need help finding something) then they realize I am wearing the hardware vest and say "Oh, you wouldn't know."

        I know where most things in the store are, just from having worked there awhile, but also we have some hardware merchandise worked in at various spots of the grocery area of the store (Weber Grill Spray worked in next to the Pam for instance) so I have a pretty good idea where things are.

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        • #5
          I've had people insist I couldn't take their mail because I had just emptied the blue collection box. Hadn't even closed the box yet, had my hand out stretched and she still opened the slot and dropped the letters in. Making me have to kneel back down and snatch the letters from the very back of the box.

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          • #6

            Seriously? That's silly. Box is emptied but the postal worker still there? Heck, I'd be *glad* to hand my mail over knowing it was going to be taken right away! yeesh!

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            • #7
              I think I'd hesitate to bother a guard too, Limescale, but I would've been more polite about it, and I would have assumed you had better things to do. In retrospect though, you probably knew MORE than the average "just work in one section" type.

              As to you other reversal folk, my heartiest congratulations on biting back the "Yeah, but I know more than YOU." response when hit with those "You don't know anything." brush-offs.

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              • #8
                Quoth PepperElf View Post

                Seriously? That's silly. Box is emptied but the postal worker still there? Heck, I'd be *glad* to hand my mail over knowing it was going to be taken right away! yeesh!
                I think I may know what this is about. There was a story in the news a few years ago about crooks were dressing up like postal workers and robbing mailboxes. The main goal, apparently, was to locate cash, but these geniuses also tried to sell the names and addresses to a direct marketing company - which is how they got caught.

                If I remember correctly, one of the guys got several consecutive sentences and is doing a total of more than 20 years now in a federal pen. So yeah, Uncle Sam takes mail tampering seriously.

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                • #9
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post

                  Seriously? That's silly. Box is emptied but the postal worker still there? Heck, I'd be *glad* to hand my mail over knowing it was going to be taken right away! yeesh!
                  Nooo, it has to go through the magic mail slot first! That's the only PROPER way to do it.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth ADeMartino View Post
                    I think I may know what this is about. There was a story in the news a few years ago about crooks were dressing up like postal workers and robbing mailboxes. The main goal, apparently, was to locate cash, but these geniuses also tried to sell the names and addresses to a direct marketing company - which is how they got caught.

                    If I remember correctly, one of the guys got several consecutive sentences and is doing a total of more than 20 years now in a federal pen. So yeah, Uncle Sam takes mail tampering seriously.
                    This'd make sense except they were still standing there with it open... they were going to get it either way...
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Opalin View Post
                      This'd make sense except they were still standing there with it open... they were going to get it either way...
                      Hmmmm..... I got nothin'.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth ADeMartino View Post
                        If I remember correctly, one of the guys got several consecutive sentences and is doing a total of more than 20 years now in a federal pen. So yeah, Uncle Sam takes mail tampering seriously.
                        Back in my FedEx days, I was told a convivtion for theft/tampering was punishable by a minimum of 5 years in the federal pen. I could never think of anything that worth 5 years of my life.

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