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Odd Conversations.
SC: I'll complain to management!
Me: I am management.
SC: ....oh. Well then I've complained to management.
Girl: How old do you have to be to work here?
Me: 16.
Girl: Oh...um...what if I worked in the food place?
Me: 16. You'd be trained on both sides and you have to be 16 to sell cigarettes.
Girl: ...what if I'm about to turn 15?
Me: ...then I guess you'll have to wait.
Girl: What if I was just cleaning?
Me: You would have to do all parts of the job, we don't split it up like that. 16. And even if you were 16 we shy from hiring minors at all. So good luck in your search. *flee*
The Tale of Sir Doucheking of Douchebaggia.
This guy wants to use his limited rewards on his gas. That means it will shut off at a certain point. He does not seem to understand the idea of prepay and thinks that we can just keep the pump on for him. The first part of his tale is unknown to me as I was outside at the time. When I come inside he promptly yells, "WHY DON'T YOU," pointing to me, "COME OUT AND MAKE SURE IT WORKS?!" So I put the reflective thing back on without knowing what's going on and walk out with him.
DK: This is the second time I've had to go in there for these stupid rewards.
Me: Could you tell me what happened?
DK: *stares at me like I'm really stupid.*
Me: ...
DK: I'm good friends with [CEO] I'm gonna call him up!
Me: Okay sir, you can call who you want, I really don't care.
DK: WHAT IS YOUR NAME I'LL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT!!!
Me: It's Gaki and you can tell him whatever you want.
DK: NOW LOOK, IT'S GONNA STOP HERE AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK INSIDE. I GAVE HER A 100 DOLLAR BILL.
Me: And it has reached 100 dollars. We have to prepay it now, your 100 dollars is in the system, it's not collateral as you clearly see you would have surpassed it.
DK: *stomps back in the store this time to my register* JUST HOLD THIS CARD FOR ME.
Me: Sir I can't do that. We cannot turn the pump on without a set amount prepaid.
DK: *throws a 50 at me* FINE. JUST DO THAT THEN. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
He comes back in after having just pumped 6 dollars more, throws 6 dollars at me and tells me to give him his fifty back. As I foresaw this I had not put his fifty in the safe and just handed it back to him.
DK: IS THIS NOT RIDICULOUS?!
Me: Yes, it's pretty ridiculous (he thinks I'm talking about the reward set-up, ho ho ho...)
DK: I'M GOING TO CALL UP [CEO] AND TELL HIM ABOUT ALL OF THIS. WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS.
Me: Sir I have the number you can call. *pulls it out of drawer*
DK: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHAT IS HERRR NAME?!
I write down on the back of the number to call both our names (because I want credit for dealing with this A-Hole and he already forgot my name...)
DK: I'M NOT MAD AT YOU GUYS BUT I AM NEVER COMING BACK TO A [COMPANY] AGAIN.
Me: Oh really? Hmm.
DK: *glares at me before stomping out the doors.*
After he left I started laughing and went over to the Manager in the restaurant area and she immediately said, "Were you getting yelled at? I saw that man being ignorant to you." She told me she had my back if it ever came down to it but you know what? He never complained. Probably was just one of those types that like's to yell and scream and make people feel intimidated. Too bad he ran into ME.
I'm very sure that the CEO will be enthralled by your story of how his such good friend had no idea that all stores were prepay 3 months after the switch over... He kept threatening me and threatening me as if he needed permission to call him. He's YOUR "friend." I'm sure he'll be as equally impressed by your resolve to never come to one of his stores ever again...not like you did since you didn't know it was prepay only for THREE MONTHS. Get out of here, idiot.
SC: I'll complain to management!
Me: I am management.
SC: ....oh. Well then I've complained to management.
Girl: How old do you have to be to work here?
Me: 16.
Girl: Oh...um...what if I worked in the food place?
Me: 16. You'd be trained on both sides and you have to be 16 to sell cigarettes.
Girl: ...what if I'm about to turn 15?
Me: ...then I guess you'll have to wait.
Girl: What if I was just cleaning?
Me: You would have to do all parts of the job, we don't split it up like that. 16. And even if you were 16 we shy from hiring minors at all. So good luck in your search. *flee*
The Tale of Sir Doucheking of Douchebaggia.
This guy wants to use his limited rewards on his gas. That means it will shut off at a certain point. He does not seem to understand the idea of prepay and thinks that we can just keep the pump on for him. The first part of his tale is unknown to me as I was outside at the time. When I come inside he promptly yells, "WHY DON'T YOU," pointing to me, "COME OUT AND MAKE SURE IT WORKS?!" So I put the reflective thing back on without knowing what's going on and walk out with him.
DK: This is the second time I've had to go in there for these stupid rewards.
Me: Could you tell me what happened?
DK: *stares at me like I'm really stupid.*
Me: ...
DK: I'm good friends with [CEO] I'm gonna call him up!
Me: Okay sir, you can call who you want, I really don't care.
DK: WHAT IS YOUR NAME I'LL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT!!!
Me: It's Gaki and you can tell him whatever you want.
DK: NOW LOOK, IT'S GONNA STOP HERE AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK INSIDE. I GAVE HER A 100 DOLLAR BILL.
Me: And it has reached 100 dollars. We have to prepay it now, your 100 dollars is in the system, it's not collateral as you clearly see you would have surpassed it.
DK: *stomps back in the store this time to my register* JUST HOLD THIS CARD FOR ME.
Me: Sir I can't do that. We cannot turn the pump on without a set amount prepaid.
DK: *throws a 50 at me* FINE. JUST DO THAT THEN. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
He comes back in after having just pumped 6 dollars more, throws 6 dollars at me and tells me to give him his fifty back. As I foresaw this I had not put his fifty in the safe and just handed it back to him.
DK: IS THIS NOT RIDICULOUS?!
Me: Yes, it's pretty ridiculous (he thinks I'm talking about the reward set-up, ho ho ho...)
DK: I'M GOING TO CALL UP [CEO] AND TELL HIM ABOUT ALL OF THIS. WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS.
Me: Sir I have the number you can call. *pulls it out of drawer*
DK: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHAT IS HERRR NAME?!
I write down on the back of the number to call both our names (because I want credit for dealing with this A-Hole and he already forgot my name...)
DK: I'M NOT MAD AT YOU GUYS BUT I AM NEVER COMING BACK TO A [COMPANY] AGAIN.
Me: Oh really? Hmm.
DK: *glares at me before stomping out the doors.*
After he left I started laughing and went over to the Manager in the restaurant area and she immediately said, "Were you getting yelled at? I saw that man being ignorant to you." She told me she had my back if it ever came down to it but you know what? He never complained. Probably was just one of those types that like's to yell and scream and make people feel intimidated. Too bad he ran into ME.
I'm very sure that the CEO will be enthralled by your story of how his such good friend had no idea that all stores were prepay 3 months after the switch over... He kept threatening me and threatening me as if he needed permission to call him. He's YOUR "friend." I'm sure he'll be as equally impressed by your resolve to never come to one of his stores ever again...not like you did since you didn't know it was prepay only for THREE MONTHS. Get out of here, idiot.
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