Mac N Cheese

[TruthHurts]

A guy comes in and asks where the macaroni and cheese is. This conversation ensued.

Me: Oh just take a left at the magazine rack and it's right there.
SC: I said Mac and Cheese not magazines.

Okay this wasn't sucky, other customers have misunderstood me when I said this

Me: If you go to the magazine rack and then take a left
SC: No not magazines, mac and cheese

At this point I cease to say the word magazine because it obviously confuses him. I point to the direction of the aisle and start to explain.

SC: No no no, I do not want a stupid magazine. I want mac and cheese. Mac-a-ron-ee and cheeeese!" Yes that is just how he said it.

I gave up and simply asked him to follow me. He then chuckled, "Oh, I thought you were saying magazines but you were saying mac and cheese weren't you?" I didn't bother to correct him, my head hurt too much.

[BrenDAnn]

All I can say to that is... *facedesk* *very hard, very frustrated facedesk*

[sms001]

I could certainly understand the confusion at the first iteration, but after that? Just plain ol' SC "Clerks are morons" attitude with a healthy dose of "I'm not listening" thrown in.

[emax4]

"Make a left at those monthly/weekly periodicals, and the MAC AND CHEESE is RIGHT F'ING THERE!"

[Pixilated]

"Make a left at those monthly/weekly periodicals, and the MAC AND CHEESE is RIGHT F'ING THERE!"

I could definitely see things building up to this ...

[retailninja]

I'm so sorry for this. Seriously. This makes me hate people even more.

[Argabarga]

And if he asked for directions and you told him "turn down this street", would he accuse you of trying to sell him a car?

[bbbr]

"Mac an cheese- that's easy, just go 30 meters (or feet for those in the world that are using the metric system, just to mess with em more) to the west, then north another 10 meters. It's on the right, maybe waist high off the floor. Mind you my waist, not yours. That's not too hard now is it???"

[downforit2008]

I like mac and cheese! And I buy it enough so that I would DEFINITELY know where any grocery store would have it in stock. With the boxed dinners, morons! Geez. Obviously, these customers never bought any before.

[TruthHurts]

"Make a left at those monthly/weekly periodicals, and the MAC AND CHEESE is RIGHT F'ING THERE!"

That was pretty much what was going through my head the entire time I was dealing with him.

[Sableonblonde]

It's funny when people act like you are an idiot, when, in fact, THEY are the idiot.