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1. Let your brother drive your car onto the Turnpike who then decides to race like crazy and get pulled over. Oops, he had a few warrants and now you get to wait til Monday to talk to the boss about getting that out.
2. Let your addicted boyfriend take your vehicle, in which he runs out of gas down the street from the Burger King. Not a problem usually, but when he goes into said Burger King and overdoses on a drug meant to stop people from overdosing... well that'll get you impounded.
Not only did your car get impounded but it didn't go to our lot. Oh, no. It went to the police lot. This means you have to come to us, pay for your tow, get a receipt, and then go back to the police yard to get your car out after also paying your fines.
No, you cannot have the receipt minus payment now to get your car out of the impound lot and pay us on Friday.
3. Driving a porsche must be fun, until the transmission blows on the side of the road near a lake in the middle of no where.
Best things to do for this situation?
A. Call a tow truck and take it to a garage to fix it
B. Call a tow truck and take it home to fix it yourself
C. Go home, get ramps, come back and get the car somehow on top of those ramps to try and fix it on the side of the road, realize you can't and leave the car there.........
FOR A WEEK! When the lake rangers finally found it, they called us out to impound the car. It was nice of you to also come in to finally get it out and complain that it was illegal for us to take your car. Good luck with that one.
Bonus Gas Station story: A known meth-user comes in for gas on his non-street legal 4-wheeler. He used to work for us (got fired) and is under the impression that we are all buddy-buddy. He comes in and (jokingly I hoped at the time) gives me a screw and bolt for $3 dollars in gas, trying to say that he'll be back for it with money to pay for the fuel.
He wasn't joking.. and got mad that I wouldn't go along with his clever plan to fuel up his 4-wheeler with a bolt and a screw.
2. Let your addicted boyfriend take your vehicle, in which he runs out of gas down the street from the Burger King. Not a problem usually, but when he goes into said Burger King and overdoses on a drug meant to stop people from overdosing... well that'll get you impounded.
Not only did your car get impounded but it didn't go to our lot. Oh, no. It went to the police lot. This means you have to come to us, pay for your tow, get a receipt, and then go back to the police yard to get your car out after also paying your fines.
No, you cannot have the receipt minus payment now to get your car out of the impound lot and pay us on Friday.
3. Driving a porsche must be fun, until the transmission blows on the side of the road near a lake in the middle of no where.
Best things to do for this situation?
A. Call a tow truck and take it to a garage to fix it
B. Call a tow truck and take it home to fix it yourself
C. Go home, get ramps, come back and get the car somehow on top of those ramps to try and fix it on the side of the road, realize you can't and leave the car there.........
FOR A WEEK! When the lake rangers finally found it, they called us out to impound the car. It was nice of you to also come in to finally get it out and complain that it was illegal for us to take your car. Good luck with that one.
Bonus Gas Station story: A known meth-user comes in for gas on his non-street legal 4-wheeler. He used to work for us (got fired) and is under the impression that we are all buddy-buddy. He comes in and (jokingly I hoped at the time) gives me a screw and bolt for $3 dollars in gas, trying to say that he'll be back for it with money to pay for the fuel.
He wasn't joking.. and got mad that I wouldn't go along with his clever plan to fuel up his 4-wheeler with a bolt and a screw.
, especially the kind who can declare that law enforcement ordering your vehicle towed off public property is illegal.... with a straight face no less.
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