I posted this as my Facebook status after work last night: "Aliens don't have to abduct me. I'm willing to go with them."
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I've decided to matters into my own hands since the aliens haven't responded yet. I'm going to build my own spaceship and go find them. I have two coworkers who've asked to join me when I depart. Maybe I can offer free passes to those who are willing to help me build the ship. Anyone else can buy a ticket to help offset the cost of materials and other expenses. Goodbye cruel world!The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager
Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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On topic of Facebook, Housemate returned with news from her manager a few days ago. Said manager - he's lovely - got dragged to a corporate social media meeting where they affirmed their belief that everyone who has them on their FB work history, current or not, is acting as a 'public officer' of the company and anything posted is to them as good as a public statement from the company. Your comment about that cat picture is now our press release!!
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So we purged our work history last night; I worked for them too, and it was the easiest thing to do in response. We replaced them with something nonsensical.
I now work for the Cytherean Central Scribal Office."...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"
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"Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here!"
Or, if you prefer,
"Beam me up, Scotty! It says it's pregnant!!!"
Been waiting for my alien abduction for years..."If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM
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Quoth aurelemsrealm View PostSo, the company is trying to commandeer your Facebook? Am I reading that right?
Considering they barely use FB publicly anyway... we just decided to escape the mess and put infakenew workplaces"...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"
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Quoth Ceir View PostI'll have to borrow that one for my next 'I don't want to live on this planet any more' moment.
Just need to remember to pack enough smokes and my charging cable for my phone (I would think that most modern spaceships come with iPhone docks or at least an empty outlet to plug into.)
Speaking of alien abudctions, wonder if they're still taking applications here . . .Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 07-07-2013, 12:23 AM.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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