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mjr 09-21-2015 09:51 PM

Computer Programmer joke...
Some of you will get this, some won't...

The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can’t find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend — sometimes even without a secure socket. His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, “I hate commenting!” Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as “Feature Creep.” He smacked her back-end and shouted, “Who’s your parent node?!” He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, “Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You’re 1337, baby!” This caused his stack to overflow, and he shot his GUI on her interface.

dalesys 09-21-2015 11:22 PM

Awarded 1 microbit.:p

Gilhelmi 09-28-2015 06:05 AM

That is disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

Nunavut Pants 12-21-2015 05:25 PM

Reminds me of a post from rec.humor.funny from way back when. I believe it ended with something like, "Computers--all they ever think about is hex!"

EricKei 12-22-2015 12:01 AM

I am both amused and saddened that I get this joke. Good work! ^_^

TheSHAD0W 12-22-2015 04:33 AM

Please pardon me while I THREADJACK!

Nunavut Pants 12-25-2015 11:18 AM

Found the RHF joke... :)

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