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    A woman comes home after Bible study to find her house being burglarized.

    She yells, "Acts 2:38!"

    Quoth Acts 2:38 (NIV)
    Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.
    The burglar immediately surrenders, and the lady calls the police.

    When the police officer asks the burglar why he surrendered so easily, he said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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