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Nurian 08-20-2009 09:58 PM

Wish Corruption! (Game thread)
We did this on another forum I used to frequent. Here's how it works:

Poster 1 makes a wish:
"I wish for a million dollars"

Poster 2 grants that wish in such a way as it's negative:
"Your wish is granted: A million dollars in paper falls out of the sky onto your head. You die."

Then makes a new wish:
"I wish for a house..."

etc., etc.

So what do you think? Fun?
I'll start:

I wish I were a famous cook.

lordlundar 08-20-2009 10:04 PM

Yeah, I know this game.:D

Granted, but the restaurant you work at had a rat infestation and ruins your reputation.

I wish for a stable tech job.

dalesys 08-20-2009 10:08 PM

The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.

JoitheArtist 08-20-2009 10:20 PM


Quoth dalesys (Post 608905)
The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.

She's very honest...just not with you. :devil:

I wish I had a sane boss.

Nurian 08-20-2009 10:41 PM

Granted! Your boss is now sane but your workload quadruples when she realizes how inefficient she was.

I wish I could fly.

Der Cute 08-20-2009 11:25 PM

Poof! You can now fly, but your wings are made of feathers and wax, and last about 500 milliseconds.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.

Nurian 08-20-2009 11:31 PM

Granted! You now own a loft in Singapore near the fish market.

I wish I had more time.

BookstoreEscapee 08-21-2009 12:01 AM

We had this game going a while back. That thread's probably dead by now but it was fun.


Quoth nurian
I wish I had more time.

Granted. You can't take a step in your house without tripping over a clock. :D

I wish the heat would go away.

Nurian 08-21-2009 01:41 AM

Granted! You now live on the dark side of Pluto.

I wish there was something good on TV.

ArcticChicken 08-21-2009 01:47 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, there is something fantastic on every channel, there are no reruns, and DVDs have been outlawed.

I wish I had a job I liked.

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