And yes I'm blonde, so this isn't meant to be offensive.
Joke The First
A blonde walks up to a coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a drink. She looks amazed and runs away to get more coins. She returns and continues to feed the machine coins and the machine of course continues to pop out drinks. Someone else comes up and watches her for a while before tapping her on the shoulder and asking if someone else can have a go. The blonde immediately spins around and shouts in the person's face "Can't you see I'm winning?"
Joke The Second
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were due to be executed. They chose death by firing squad.
So the redhead is brought out first and placed into position. As the men take their positions, she looks around and screams out "EARTHQUAKE!" The men are confused and in her confusion, she escapes.
The brunette is then brought out and placed into position. The men also take their positions, so she looks around and screams out "HURRICANE!" The men are confused again, so the brunette also escapes.
Now the blonde has been watching the events unfold and she gets the idea. So she's brought out and placed into position. The men take their positions for the last time and the blonde looks around, then screams "FIRE!"
Joke The First
A blonde walks up to a coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a drink. She looks amazed and runs away to get more coins. She returns and continues to feed the machine coins and the machine of course continues to pop out drinks. Someone else comes up and watches her for a while before tapping her on the shoulder and asking if someone else can have a go. The blonde immediately spins around and shouts in the person's face "Can't you see I'm winning?"
Joke The Second
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were due to be executed. They chose death by firing squad.
So the redhead is brought out first and placed into position. As the men take their positions, she looks around and screams out "EARTHQUAKE!" The men are confused and in her confusion, she escapes.
The brunette is then brought out and placed into position. The men also take their positions, so she looks around and screams out "HURRICANE!" The men are confused again, so the brunette also escapes.
Now the blonde has been watching the events unfold and she gets the idea. So she's brought out and placed into position. The men take their positions for the last time and the blonde looks around, then screams "FIRE!"
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