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Tyg3rW01f 03-25-2015 04:41 AM

A game from another forum.
Okay... we all know we wish we could be admins and ban people.
This game is literally ripped off of the pages of The Role-Play Site and is called "Ban the User".

#1 have fun.
#2 the reason for "banning" the person who posted before you can be anything, EXCEPT enforced. We're PLAYING!
#3 Silliness is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!!
#4 refer to Rule #1
#5 same as rule #1, #3, and #6-10. So THERE!!

Like, say, Mytical says... "Banned for not liking smileys"
I would then post, "Banned for... not voting for the Silly Party!" or something like that.

KhirasHY 03-25-2015 04:47 AM

Banned for starting what will inevitably end as a banfest. And start as one!

Argabarga 03-25-2015 05:53 AM

Banned for wasting our planet's limited supply of precious, precious oxygen.

rvdammit 03-25-2015 10:59 AM

Banned for overuse of the banhammer

mjr 03-25-2015 11:37 AM

Banned just because I feel like it.

dalesys 03-25-2015 11:50 AM

Banned for disturbing sleeping electrons.

Kit-Ginevra 03-25-2015 12:22 PM

Banned for disproving the theory that apes will eventually evolve into humans....

Aragarthiel 03-25-2015 05:03 PM

Banned for saying kale is a fruit.

Jay 2K Winger 03-25-2015 06:28 PM

Banned for mentioning fruit.

Tyg3rW01f 03-25-2015 07:41 PM

banned for being a smart person who used a smart phone for a stupid reason.

Irving Patrick Freleigh 03-25-2015 08:12 PM

Banned for just me being me.

Andrew B. 03-25-2015 08:12 PM

banned for overuse of semi-colons;

Irving Patrick Freleigh 03-25-2015 08:21 PM

Banned because what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

Jay 2K Winger 03-25-2015 08:38 PM

Banned for the lulz

Seanette 03-26-2015 03:53 AM

Banned for not cooking dinner for me. :D

KhirasHY 03-26-2015 09:16 AM

Banned for turning a simple transaction into a bizarre ritual.

Andrew B. 03-26-2015 09:53 AM

Banned for too many obscure game references.

Kit-Ginevra 03-26-2015 11:50 AM

Banned for watching small free birds fly when supposedly on guard duty

Jay 2K Winger 03-26-2015 06:04 PM

Banned for not making enough obscure game references.

Andrew B. 03-26-2015 06:46 PM


Banned for not making enough obscure game references.
Boy, it's a fine line, isn't it?

Banned for reasons relating to giant apes.

Jay 2K Winger 03-26-2015 07:03 PM

Banned for not recognizing the superiority of giant lizards to giant apes.

MoonCat 03-26-2015 09:13 PM

Banned for not giving me cookies. :D

Tyg3rW01f 03-26-2015 09:38 PM

banned for using a smiley in a post.

Jay 2K Winger 03-26-2015 09:46 PM

Banned for "1337" spelling in username.

Argabarga 03-26-2015 10:30 PM

Banned for NOT using "1337" spelling in a username. "2K" does not count as was upheld in 2KoolBoyz v. Verizon

rvdammit 03-26-2015 10:40 PM

Banned for leaving the seat down.

Irving Patrick Freleigh 03-27-2015 12:13 AM

Banned for taunting happy fun ball.

Jay 2K Winger 03-27-2015 12:26 AM


Quoth Argabarga (Post 1263818)
Banned for NOT using "1337" spelling in a username. "2K" does not count as was upheld in 2KoolBoyz v. Verizon

Banned for banning me.

Seanette 03-27-2015 03:33 AM

Banned for leaving the seat up.

darkroxas45 03-27-2015 05:01 AM

Banned for leaving Schrodinger's cat in the box

Argabarga 03-27-2015 07:51 AM

Banned for changing outcomes by measuring them

darkroxas45 03-27-2015 08:53 AM

Banned for having blackjack and hookers

Kit-Ginevra 03-27-2015 03:01 PM

Banned for inappropriate sexual use of an iguana.

darkroxas45 03-27-2015 03:04 PM

banned for signing up for the army to just buy ham flavored gum then quiting

KhirasHY 03-27-2015 03:41 PM

Banned for taking too long in the bathroom while people were waiting, dammit.

darkroxas45 03-27-2015 08:30 PM

Banned for breaking the hover dolly by not listening to directions

catcul 03-27-2015 08:34 PM

Banned for picking on old people.

Argabarga 03-27-2015 09:00 PM


Quoth darkroxas45 (Post 1263868)
Banned for having blackjack and hookers

Banned for deciding that, you know what? FOREGET the blackjack!

darkroxas45 03-28-2015 02:23 AM

Banned for stealing my fruty pebbles

Tama 03-28-2015 06:16 AM

Banned for having blackmailed Cthulu

Kit-Ginevra 03-28-2015 10:29 AM

Banned for altering the laws of time and space

Tyg3rW01f 03-28-2015 06:51 PM

Banned for a BRONY icon!!

darkroxas45 03-28-2015 07:28 PM

Banned for a tribal icon :p

catcul 03-29-2015 02:23 AM

Banned for not finishing what he sta

darkroxas45 03-29-2015 07:01 PM

Banned for "MY LEG! MY LEG!"

catcul 03-30-2015 12:21 AM

Banned for asking for two breasts.

darkroxas45 03-30-2015 01:46 AM

Banned for referring to a woman as Mrs. Tripple nipple [double if you get the reference]

KhirasHY 03-30-2015 07:19 AM

Banned for being Nicolas Cage in the remake of Wickerman. (NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!)

Kit-Ginevra 03-30-2015 09:55 AM

Banned for terrifying the children of the world

Andrew B. 03-30-2015 12:37 PM

Banned for under use of ponies.

Dreamstalker 03-30-2015 12:47 PM

Banned for starting/defecting to the werewolf invasion.

darkroxas45 03-30-2015 02:28 PM

Banned for FALCON PUNCH!!!

catcul 03-30-2015 06:09 PM

Banned for deceiving a generation with my lies.

darkroxas45 03-30-2015 07:20 PM

Banned because Angelica ate all the cookies

Tyg3rW01f 03-30-2015 08:16 PM

Banned for not being a werewolf.

Jay 2K Winger 03-30-2015 08:31 PM

Banned for precipitating the skeleton war.

Argabarga 03-30-2015 11:50 PM

Banned for bringing up painful memories of my Grandpa's death in a POW camp during the Skeleton War. Fell out of the guard tower, never had a chance....

darkroxas45 03-31-2015 02:29 AM

Banned for touching this dooodododo dado dado

Jester 03-31-2015 03:00 AM

Banned for attempted theft of my penis.

Also do not being me, but mostly for the whole phallic larceny con.

darkroxas45 03-31-2015 05:16 PM

Banned for I need an adult!!! A responsible adult

Jay 2K Winger 03-31-2015 06:10 PM

Banned for needing something that doesn't exist on this forum. ;) :devil:

Tyg3rW01f 03-31-2015 06:13 PM

banned for being a PEDESTRIAN of the apocalypse.


banned for being a glory-hunting, power-gaming 33 year old male with a crap job who lives with his sister out of financial requirements, has TWO failed college educations, $25000 dollars of debt, and no way to express any of that beyond deluding myself that I'm an RP-er, and instead power-gaming and glory-hunting because I've been inferior all my life, and I just want to be SUPERIOR in SOMETHING for ONCE in my life.

aqutalion 03-31-2015 09:42 PM

YOU CAN'T BAN ME, I QUIT! *flounce*

aqutalion 03-31-2015 09:43 PM

*Banned for quitting

rvdammit 03-31-2015 09:51 PM

Banned for not being a Heather.

Seanette 03-31-2015 10:29 PM

Banned for setting off my allergies.

darkroxas45 04-01-2015 12:18 AM

Banned for running skyclad through the flower show and winning "best dried arrangement"

Irving Patrick Freleigh 04-01-2015 12:20 AM


Quoth rvdammit (Post 1263822)
Banned for leaving the seat down.

Banned for peeing on the seat.

catcul 04-01-2015 12:29 AM

Banned for being evil.

Irving Patrick Freleigh 04-01-2015 12:51 AM

Banned for using too-many four-letter words.

darkroxas45 04-01-2015 01:01 AM

Banned for not using enough four letter words

Irving Patrick Freleigh 04-01-2015 01:42 AM

Banned for using just the right amount of four-letter words.

rvdammit 04-01-2015 01:53 AM

Banned for nicking a letter from four letter words.

MoonCat 04-01-2015 02:49 AM

Banned for nicking someone's knickers :devil:

darkroxas45 04-01-2015 06:54 AM

Banned for having quad farquads on far quads jumping over a quad of farquads on far quads

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