Made it through inventory

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Inventory at the swamp was this week. I am now done with it. I'm going to sleep like a log tonight.

If I get assigned to test-count jewelry again next year, can somebody please call in a sniper team to off me in a completely undetectable fashion? Thx.

[Food Lady]

I've been in the local [Irv's company]. The amount of jewelry in there is dizzying. *pulls Irv's blankie over his shoulder, turns out the light, and closes the door softly* night, night, Irvie.