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TheSHAD0W 09-10-2019 03:42 AM

A fourteen year old weasel walks into a bar...
 
He hops up onto a stool and asks the bartender for an ale.

The bartender looks at the weasel and puts his hands on his hips. "Sorry, kid, but you're looking wayyyy too young for alcohol, can't serve you ale."

The weasel looked nonplussed. "Okay, what about beer?" The bartender glared. "No beer neither."

The weasel sighed. "Okay, what *do* you have that I can drink?"

"We've got water, milk, orange juice, coffee and pop" said the bartender. "What'll you have?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

AccountingDrone 09-10-2019 04:06 PM

the beauty of a pun is in the OY of the beholder

dalesys 09-10-2019 04:40 PM

Quote:

Quoth AccountingDrone (Post 1383526)
the beauty of a pun is in the OY of the beholder

Weasel she about that...

catcul 09-10-2019 06:38 PM

Quote:

Quoth AccountingDrone (Post 1383526)
the beauty of a pun is in the OY of the beholder

To be fair, the weasel won't be the beerholder.


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