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Jack T. Chance 03-19-2009 10:09 PM

Favorite Song Lyrics: Light Side Edition!
 
It's time to resurrect my old "Favorite Song Lyrics" thread, this time with a twist: this version is specifically for songs about the lighter side of life, songs that are upbeat and/or uplifting, about love, sex, humor... you know, happy thoughts! :)

No angst-ridden, bleak, depressing songs allowed in this thread, nosiree! (But fear not, they have their own thread! ;))

First on my list is what I consider to be THE BEST reason to see the movie version of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Regardless of what you think of the rest of the movie, there can be no denying the fact that the movie's opening scene is absolutely BRILLIANT and is chock full of the same inspired lunacy as the books that inspired it! The opening sequence ALONE was worth the price of admission! :D

To sum up for those that aren't familiar with the story: As the story begins, the Earth is about to be destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and mankind (who is, after all, only the 3rd most intelligent species on the planet!) is totally oblivious to this fact. So, shortly before leaving the planet under their own power, the planet's 2nd most intelligent species attempts to send us a final message, which is this:
Quote:

"So Long and Thanks For All the Fish"

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all, but oh dear
You may not share our intellect,
which might explain your disrespect
for all the natural wonders that grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets,
we thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

If I had just one last wish,
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing,
we would all have learnt to sing

Come, one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in
life's great gene pool

Ooh ooh
Ah ah

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish!

Whenever I'm having a really bad day, I can fire up the DVD of the movie, watch that scene, and I'll be smiling, maybe even LAUGHING, in no time! I like to think that somewhere, Douglas Adams looked down, saw that musical number, and smiled as well. :)

More to come from me later, but in the meantime, I can't wait to see what the rest of you post. :)

Nurian 03-19-2009 10:17 PM

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
By Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

irateguy 03-19-2009 11:30 PM

There's a hard moon risin' on the streets tonight
There's a reckless feeling in your heart as you head out tonight
Through the concrete canyons to the midtown light
Where the latest neon promises are burning bright
Past the open windows on the darker streets
Where unseen angry voices flash and children cry
Past the phony posers with their worn out lines
The tired new money dressed to the nines
The low life dealers with their bad designs
And the dilettantes with their open minds
You're out on the town, safe in the crowd
Ready to go for the ride
Searching the eyes, looking for clues
There's no way you can hide
The fire inside
Well you've been to the clubs and the discotheques
Where they deal one another from the bottom of a deck of promises
Where the cautious loners and emotional wrecks
Do an acting stretch as a way to hide the obvious
And the lights go down and they dance real close
And for one brief instant they pretend they're safe and warm
Then the beat gets louder and the mood is gone
The darkness scatters as the lights flash on
They hold one another just a little too long
And they move apart and then move on
On to the street, on to the next
Safe in the knowledge that they tried
Faking the smile, hiding the pain
Never satisfied
The fire inside
Fire inside
Now the hour is late and he thinks you're asleep
You listen to him dress and you listen to him leave
like you knew he would
You hear his car pull away in the street
Then you move to the door and you lock it when
he's gone for good
Then you walk to the window and stare at the moon
Riding high and lonesome through a starlit sky
And it comes to you how it all slips away
Youth and beauty are gone one day
No matter what you dream or feel or say
It ends in dust and disarray
Like wind on the plains, sand through the glass
Waves rolling in with the tide
Dreams die hard and we watch them erode
But we cannot be denied
The fire inside
Fire Inside

Burning you up

burning you up



Bob Seger- The Fire Inside

Wingates_Hellsing 03-19-2009 11:41 PM

(Chorus)
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time
Turn 'round and let me see ya
Turn 'round and let me see ya
Ya Boom - Pine...apple wine - ya dollar fifty all da time

I got a new dance
Hot like pepper-pot
From the old to the young
Gonna make your body rock

It's really easy - easy peazy
You can do it anywhere
Jump around like you don't care - singin'
(Chorus)

A young man broke his leg
Old granny broke her back
And Jimmy got a migrane from a falling coconut
The doctor was confused
He has a solution - a bottle of the apple wine was his prescription

It cured da broke leg
It cured da bad back
It cured da migrane - even cured da heart attack

The people started jumping
'Cause they were fellin' fine
The city's greatest sin was the boom-pine-wine
(Chorus)

The Pineapple Song~ Good Size

BethB 03-20-2009 03:14 AM

Kissy Kissy-Smile. I could listen to it a dozen times

I'm a girl, you're a boy
We're too old to play with toys
Won't you tell me what's your name?
You could be my brand new game
You begin and roll the dice
I would smile and break the ice
Tell me how could I resist when you're my favorite kiss

Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you my sugar bee

See the moon and see the sun, shining down on everyone
They know how in love we are, I heard them tell it to a star
There's no mountain, there's no sea that keep your love away from me
No matter what the distance is, you're still my favorite kiss

Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you my sugar bee

La la la, tell me what your secret is
La la la, why won't you let me know
La la la, nothing makes me feel like this
La la la, cause you're my favorite kiss

Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you my sugar bee

Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy
Honey honey sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you my sugar bee

La la la, tell me what your secret is
La la la, why won't you let me know
La la la, nothing makes me feel like this
La la la, cause you're my favorite kiss

RetailWorkhorse 03-20-2009 03:27 AM

Coconut, Harry Nilsson :p

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

Jack T. Chance 03-21-2009 01:40 AM

I bought it on eBay!
 
Quote:

"E-Bay" by Weird Al Yankovic
Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

Yeah
A used… pink bathrobe
A rare… mint snow globe
A Smurf… TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house… is filled with this crap
shows up in bubble wrap
most every day,
what I bought on eBay

Tell me why
(I need another pet rock)
Tell me why
(I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why
(I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy… your knick-knack
Just check… my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy
(a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy
(some Beanie Babies new with tag,
from some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who
is liable to snipe you
with 2 seconds left to go, whoa-oh
Got PayPal or Visa,
whatever’ll please ya,
as long as I’ve got the dough!

I’ll buy… your tchotchkes
Sell me… your watch, please
I’ll buy…
(I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy…)
I’m highest bidder now!

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail
from that worldwide garage sale)
Dukes of Hazard ashtray
(Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah
(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy
(a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy
(a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy)
A Kleenex used by Doctor Dre
Used by Doctor Dre
(found it on eBay)
Wanna buy
(that Farrah Fawcett poster,
Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...
The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

.........................
:D

XCashier 03-21-2009 03:56 AM

Beautiful Day - U2

The heart is a bloom, shoots up through stony ground
But there's no room, no space to rent in this town
You're out of luck and the reason that you had to care,
The traffic is stuck and you're not moving anywhere.
You thought you'd found a friend to take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand in return for grace

It's a beautiful day, the sky falls
And you feel like it's a beautiful day
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

You're on the road but you've got no destination
You're in the mud, in the maze of her imagination
You love this town even if it doesn't ring true
You've been all over and it's been all over you

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

Touch me, take me to that other place
Teach me, I know I'm not a hopeless case

See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
See the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colours came out
It was a beautiful day
A beautiful day
Don't let it get away

Touch me, take me to that other place
Reach me, I know Iím not a hopeless case

What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
You don't need it now, you don't need it now
Beautiful day

Gawdzillers 03-21-2009 08:43 PM

Reel Big Fish - She's Got A Girlfriend Now

She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
"Guys don't do no more for me"

"You never loved me, like i wanted you to"
(you never loved me, nooooo)
"I said I loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"
(what do you want me to do?)

She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
She said she found someone who's gonna understand
She don't need nobody to be her man
She don't need nobody to be her man

She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
"Guys don't do no more for me"

She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
She said she found someone who's gonna understand
She don't need nobody to be her man
She dont need nobody to be her man

She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
"Guys don't do no more for me"

Well I never thought it would end like this
Just because I've got no tits
I'll shave my legs
I'll wear a bra
I'd even cut my penis off for you
(oh, that's so sweet!)

She has a girlfriend now
(She has a girlfriend now)
She has a girlfriend now
(She has a girlfriend now)
She has a girlfriend now
(She has a girlfriend now)
She has a girlfriend now
She Has A Girlfriend Now
Woah, yea


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