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catcul 12-24-2019 01:00 PM

Playing Santa
 
Why don't we play Santa?

I'll sit on your lap, unwrap your package, and receive the present you have for me in your sack.

I'll be your ho, ho, ho.

TheSHAD0W 12-25-2019 12:17 AM

<sings an entirely inappropriate variation of the song "Jingle Bells">

dalesys 12-25-2019 12:45 PM

My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...:eek:

catcul 12-25-2019 04:02 PM

I like it when you come down my chimney.

Ironclad Alibi 12-26-2019 01:52 AM

Quote:

Quoth dalesys (Post 1386522)
My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...:eek:

I wonder why he didn't wear a BIG red stocking?

catcul 12-26-2019 03:23 AM

Quote:

Quoth dalesys (Post 1386522)
My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...:eek:

What kind of goodies are stuffed in his stocking?


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