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SongsOfDragons 02-26-2007 06:45 PM

Lightbulb jokes
 
(I hope these are okay!!!)

How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, two of course, but you have to wonder how they got in there.

How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the bulb and ninety-nine to turn the Rhino.

Anyone got any more?:D

Boozy 02-26-2007 08:32 PM

This is an old classic that I'm sure everyone's heard, but I've tailored it for CS:

How many SCs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One - they just hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

rvdammit 02-26-2007 10:09 PM

How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just define darkness as the new standard.

Fera Festiva 02-27-2007 02:41 PM

How many Freudian therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two - one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - ladder! I meant ladder!

</psychology geek>

:D

DarthRetard 02-27-2007 11:03 PM

Fera, that one's hilarious....I'm telling that one thursday at work...

Here's my addition....

How many Irishmen (im irish) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100. 1 to hold the lightbulb, the rest to drink till the room spins.

How man Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud Missile?(OT i know, but it's a variation cause they dont have lightbulbs....kind of..)

3. One to fuel it.
One to launch it, and
One to watch CNN to see where it lands.

Plaidman 02-27-2007 11:47 PM

How many Dragon ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: But it takes ten eposides and a movie.

hecubus 02-28-2007 05:34 AM

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

iradney 02-28-2007 07:17 AM

Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. A bathtub filled with brightly coloured fish

SongsOfDragons 02-28-2007 03:30 PM

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Television.

Kara 03-02-2007 12:19 AM

How many H4X0RZ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1337


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