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mjr 02-21-2019 07:06 PM

Did you hear about the singing garnish? guessed it...

Elvis Parsley.

dalesys 02-22-2019 10:59 AM

All those rhinestones are hell on the teeth!

TheSHAD0W 02-22-2019 12:01 PM


This is the "Jokes" forum, not the "DadJokes" forum. :-P

Kit-Ginevra 02-22-2019 04:34 PM

*boo..hiss* large stick appears stage right to yank him off stage ��

Ironclad Alibi 02-22-2019 06:29 PM


Quoth mjr (Post 1377449) guessed it...

Elvis Parsley.

I love his songs:

Crying in the Cilantro

Bleu Cheese Shoes

Early Morning Radish

Hound Dog Relish

Heartbreak Hummus

In The Gelato

Viva La Vinaigrette

Jailhouse Radish

catcul 03-22-2019 02:08 PM

Elvis has left the building and you should, too.

Ironclad Alibi 03-23-2019 01:14 AM

Lettuce depart.

DGoddessChardonnay 05-05-2019 09:46 PM


Quoth Ironclad Alibi (Post 1378257)
Lettuce depart.

But we canteloupe now. . . .:p

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