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catcul 04-11-2014 02:53 AM

A Few IT Jokes
 
Many corporations put the people they respect the most on the highest floors. They often put the IT department in the basement. What does that tell you?

IT professionals are like offensive linemen. When they do their job, nobody notices. When they screw up, everybody knows who they are.

Sniffing your coworkers' packets isn't as fun as it sounds.

Cazzi 04-11-2014 12:51 PM

I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you probably wouldn't get it.

EricKei 04-11-2014 01:35 PM

Run it by us. ^_^ Some of us would. I'm probably not one of them ;) but we do have a number of tech-heads 'round these parts who would.

dalesys 04-11-2014 02:55 PM

Quote:

Quoth Cazzi (Post 1210495)
I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you probably wouldn't get it.

About this yellow stain on the back of the server...

It's me 04-11-2014 06:46 PM

Quote:

Quoth Cazzi (Post 1210495)
I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you probably wouldn't get it.

Heh. Recursion at its best!

catcul 04-11-2014 10:07 PM

Quote:

Quoth dalesys (Post 1210512)
About this yellow stain on the back of the server...

At least there's not a brown out.

Chromatix 04-11-2014 11:38 PM

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

mjr 04-22-2014 11:43 AM

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.

EricKei 04-22-2014 03:31 PM

See? I told you I probably wouldn't get it :o

cindybubbles 04-27-2014 09:37 PM

Quote:

Quoth catcul (Post 1210429)
Many corporations put the people they respect the most on the highest floors. They often put the IT department in the basement. What does that tell you?

That CEOs have their heads in the clouds, while the IT people are grounded in reality? :D


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