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Forum: General Work Chat 03-05-2013, 07:55 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
"You could fuck a really tall bitch on those...

"You could fuck a really tall bitch on those things!"
Forum: General Work Chat 02-10-2013, 03:33 AM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
This is way worse than the Banner Crisis of '08!

This is way worse than the Banner Crisis of '08!
Forum: General Work Chat 01-31-2013, 05:23 AM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
"Smells like dickhole"

"Smells like dickhole"
Forum: General Work Chat 03-05-2012, 02:43 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,336
Posted By SuperDan
Pull out your cell, dial 1-866-4-US-WAGE, and...

Pull out your cell, dial 1-866-4-US-WAGE, and hand the phone to him and ask him to explain his reasoning for not paying you to your "friend." The US Department of Labor, Wage and Hour division is...
Forum: Sightings 03-02-2012, 09:15 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,421
Posted By SuperDan
I hope you're not being so fast and efficient...

I hope you're not being so fast and efficient that you fail to deliver the desired product to the customer ;)
Forum: General Work Chat 02-29-2012, 04:12 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 788
Posted By SuperDan
You didn't happen to sign any NDAs or NCAs for...

You didn't happen to sign any NDAs or NCAs for this place, did you? You could always find a way to do what they do but better and more fun, and steal all their customers.
Forum: Roadkill 02-02-2012, 03:04 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,261
Posted By SuperDan
I was driving a borrowed 1990 Plymouth Voyager...

I was driving a borrowed 1990 Plymouth Voyager for a while (and contrary to my expectations, driving a minivan with simulated wood-grain panels and handicapped license plates did not make me immune...
Forum: General Work Chat 01-31-2012, 09:50 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
You guys swear a lot; I don't like being in HR.

You guys swear a lot; I don't like being in HR.
Forum: General Work Chat 01-31-2012, 04:52 AM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
Fire is the bacon of our industry.

Fire is the bacon of our industry.
Forum: Roadkill 01-21-2012, 06:04 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 356
Posted By SuperDan
Good call on picking a route to avoid left turns....

Good call on picking a route to avoid left turns. UPS actually re-did their delivery truck routes a while back to avoid left turns whenever possible. The number of accidents dropped quite a bit,...
Forum: Site News 01-15-2012, 10:45 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 8,914
Posted By SuperDan
Congratulations, and I'm just fine with you...

Congratulations, and I'm just fine with you posting it publicly here.
Forum: General Work Chat 01-04-2012, 11:58 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
You know, when you drink with drag queens in...

You know, when you drink with drag queens in public, things just sorta happen.
Forum: General Work Chat 12-26-2011, 05:19 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
"The tranny hooker that works the corner of my...

"The tranny hooker that works the corner of my old block has an outfit like that."
Forum: General Work Chat 11-08-2011, 11:10 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,611
Posted By SuperDan
"You may hate me for this, but the day I drove...

"You may hate me for this, but the day I drove home pantsless was the best time of my life!"
Forum: General Work Chat 11-05-2011, 05:36 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,409
Posted By SuperDan
Casinos are open 24 hours, and barring...

Casinos are open 24 hours, and barring emergencies 365 days a year. Without holiday pay of any sort.

Black Friday isn't really a rush day for us, though our Asian guests tend to celebrate all...
Forum: Roadkill 11-04-2011, 06:23 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,367
Posted By SuperDan
The Chicago Transit Authority's red and blue...

The Chicago Transit Authority's red and blue lines do run down the center of Interstates 90, 94, and 290. The tracks run right down the center between the two directions of the highway, with...
Forum: Sightings 11-02-2011, 03:23 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,050
Posted By SuperDan
Luckily my local commuter railway, the South...

Luckily my local commuter railway, the South Shore line (http://www.nictd.com/systemmap.html) only has one line (that pink line on the left of the map is where the train shares tracks and stations...
Forum: Sightings 11-02-2011, 02:20 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,938
Posted By SuperDan
The federal Direct Loan program, operated by the...

The federal Direct Loan program, operated by the US Department of Education, will consolidate any federally subsidized student loans, provided through the Direct Loans service or not. I don't think...
Forum: General Work Chat 10-28-2011, 04:25 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,673
Posted By SuperDan
I hate to sound like an asshole, but it really is...

I hate to sound like an asshole, but it really is not good business to have employees not be relied upon to be at their workstations and working on time. Businesses schedule their employees...
Forum: General Work Chat 10-24-2011, 07:09 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,599
Posted By SuperDan
My state doesn't have mandatory rest periods. ...

My state doesn't have mandatory rest periods. That being said:

My old grocery job used to get on people's cases for not taking breaks. All breaks (which were all paid breaks mind you) required...
Forum: General Work Chat 10-24-2011, 06:29 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,331
Posted By SuperDan
Call or text with a question about how to do...

Call or text with a question about how to do something that involves me? Sure, I'd rather take a few minutes to explain something off the clock than spend hours upon hours cleaning up the mess...
Forum: Sightings 10-24-2011, 03:17 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 555
Posted By SuperDan
Once while cashiering back in my grocery days (I...

Once while cashiering back in my grocery days (I wasn't a cashier, my title was "utility clerk" which translates to janitor, cart-getter, light maintenance, and general errand bitch) I had something...
Forum: Sightings 10-24-2011, 03:04 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,033
Posted By SuperDan
The WTF Blanket (http://youtu.be/h05ZQ7WHw8Y)

The WTF Blanket (http://youtu.be/h05ZQ7WHw8Y)
Forum: Roadkill 10-24-2011, 02:59 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 747
Posted By SuperDan
Wow, Pagan. Just wow. I am surprised the...

Wow, Pagan. Just wow.

I am surprised the family of the victim hasn't engaged in civil action against the family of the old man on top of criminal proceedings.
Forum: General Work Chat 10-23-2011, 11:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,164
Posted By SuperDan
At my old job in grocery, at the store's original...

At my old job in grocery, at the store's original location, the restroom graffiti was absolutely magnificent. Seriously, some serious time, thought and art skill was put into most of what appeared...
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