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Forum: Sucky Customers 03-11-2013, 06:04 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,030
Posted By Wembley
Talking Just don't call him "Honey"... *snerk*

Just don't call him "Honey"... *snerk*
Forum: Sucky Customers 02-11-2012, 05:53 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,866
Posted By Wembley
Talking Hooker-mon! Gotta catch em all! A WILD...

Hooker-mon! Gotta catch em all!

A WILD REDHEAD appears!

Candi! I choose you!

(Sorry, I tried reeeeally hard to keep my mind out of the gutter! Honest!)
Forum: Sucky Customers 12-05-2011, 10:15 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,273
Posted By Wembley
Smile But why would they have trouble with it? It's the...

But why would they have trouble with it? It's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital!!

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 06-30-2011, 10:33 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,236
Posted By Wembley
Just hand out copies of This picture...

Just hand out copies of This picture (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yr9-ghITdbU/SvUD_Mrj0WI/AAAAAAAABFI/ERgs67X4QP0/s640/bmwpricelessBMW.jpg) and let them know you are legally allowed to do that in case...
Forum: Sucky Customers 05-22-2011, 09:07 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,635
Posted By Wembley
You're absolutely right! A lil tidbit from Bell...

You're absolutely right! A lil tidbit from Bell System history... the designers took into account the time it took to dial a call when they laid out the area codes. For example, NY has the area code...
Forum: Sucky Customers 03-31-2011, 02:51 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,199
Posted By Wembley
NSFW Just so you know.......

Just so you know.... http://www.imserba.com/forum/11-14-purring-kitty-vibrator-mobile-phones-j2me-t101612/ (http://www.imserba.com/forum/11-14-purring-kitty-vibrator-mobile-phones-j2me-t101612/)
...
Forum: Sucky Customers 12-04-2010, 09:34 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,265
Posted By Wembley
ObStarTrek: TOS:...

ObStarTrek:

TOS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWEDZFoLmyA (about 2 minutes in)

TNG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f2lfdGac9c&feature=related

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 06-27-2010, 04:34 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,908
Posted By Wembley
...must ... not ... say ... it.... :lol:

...must ... not ... say ... it.... :lol:
Forum: Sucky Customers 04-30-2010, 05:59 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,290
Posted By Wembley
So what, precisely does someone DO with fourteen...

So what, precisely does someone DO with fourteen POUNDS of honey? Besides rolling around in it, that is?

(and yes, I dont eat honey but even I know all you do is heat it up to de-crystalize it)
...
Forum: Sucky Customers 04-13-2010, 08:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,507
Posted By Wembley
Dear Preparation-H: I ate this whole danged...

Dear Preparation-H:

I ate this whole danged tube and I STILL got these hemrrhoids! I can whistle real good now though!

(Stolen from Bill Engvall)
Forum: Sucky Customers 02-23-2010, 10:41 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,051
Posted By Wembley
Oh... You mean "John Wayne" toilet paper! It's...

Oh... You mean "John Wayne" toilet paper! It's rough, it's tough... And it don't take shit from anybody! :)

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 02-20-2010, 02:55 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,051
Posted By Wembley
Just send her some of this...

Just send her some of this (http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Tricky-Fakes.REVENGE-TOILET-PAPER&p=3906&c=50) toilet paper as replacement and watch the fun begin :)

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 02-20-2010, 02:42 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,520
Posted By Wembley
Around here at the Strafford Bank... I mean, Bank...

Around here at the Strafford Bank... I mean, Bank of New Hampshire... I mean BankNorth... I mean TD Bank, (lol) they just installed new "Green Machine" stickers and signs all over their ATMs. I...
Forum: Sucky Customers 12-21-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,517
Posted By Wembley
Simple solution: Power tools! -Wembley

Simple solution:

Power tools!

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 10-18-2009, 07:16 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,693
Posted By Wembley
...she wasn't, that was the problem... :p

...she wasn't, that was the problem... :p
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-27-2009, 02:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,573
Posted By Wembley
Well, if the keypad is a simple IEI brand (there...

Well, if the keypad is a simple IEI brand (there would be a IEI logo on the plate) all the keypad does is close a switch (like a light switch) that would, in this case, power an electronic latch...
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-16-2009, 03:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,526
Posted By Wembley
"baker-acted"? That's a term I've never heard...

"baker-acted"? That's a term I've never heard before... but, then again I've never worked in the hotel business... What's it mean?

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-07-2009, 02:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,786
Posted By Wembley
Talking You need to borrow my pressure washer. Free...

You need to borrow my pressure washer. Free enema, anyone?

--Wembley
(EDIT: misspelled "pressure")
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-31-2009, 02:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,562
Posted By Wembley
I just hope there's a backup key or something to...

I just hope there's a backup key or something to open the door in case something like this happens. It does seem like it was a plan though, since I assume very few people carry epoxy around with...
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-19-2009, 09:23 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,988
Posted By Wembley
All I can think of is that scene from Charlie and...

All I can think of is that scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Veruca Salt sings "Don't care how... I want it noooowwwww!!!!" as she goes down the garbage chute :)

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-19-2009, 09:15 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,826
Posted By Wembley
(in old lady voice) What am I wearing? Why,...

(in old lady voice)

What am I wearing? Why, my dentures, a girdle, long nightie, my nightcap and a well-used Depends.... now come strip me sonny boy!

(Sorry... waaaaay too much time dealing...
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-19-2009, 09:06 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,763
Posted By Wembley
Talking *phew* for a second I thought you had a problem...

*phew* for a second I thought you had a problem with a Fraggle :)

(we Fraggles are usually pretty friendly :) )

-Wembley
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,472
Posted By Wembley
No state income tax either... NEENER NEENER...

No state income tax either... NEENER NEENER NEENER!

(Although I work in Mass, so I pay Mass non-resident tax... D'oh! -- and I work for the railroad, so I get RRB taken from my check instead of...
Forum: Sucky Customers 07-19-2009, 05:45 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,523
Posted By Wembley
Hahahaha :) Sounds like you own a cat :)...

Hahahaha :)

Sounds like you own a cat :) Always seems like mine wants to be nice and friendly when I'm on my way out the door for a long hard night at work.

Never heard it quite described that...
Forum: Sucky Customers 07-18-2009, 07:16 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,147
Posted By Wembley
In some ways, PDFs are better especially when you...

In some ways, PDFs are better especially when you are servicing a piece of equipment -- you can get them dirty, wet, covered with notes etc... You can grab just the page you need when you're taking...
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