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Forum: General Work Chat 03-11-2013, 03:31 AM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 153,023
Posted By Skeen
I am not allowed to have a portable space heater...

I am not allowed to have a portable space heater hidden under my desk.

However, I AM allowed to wear an undershirt, sweater, ugly over-sweater, hoodie, arm warmers, long pants, leg warmers, gloves...
Forum: General Work Chat 03-01-2013, 09:59 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,240
Posted By Skeen
When Ember was a kitten and needed to be...

When Ember was a kitten and needed to be bottle-fed, my animal-loving boss let me bring her with me every day til she was old enough to stay home. I had a large collapsible crate in my cubicle and I...
Forum: Sucky Customers 10-02-2012, 07:35 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,220
Posted By Skeen
I know I would. I'd be delicious! Also LOL....

I know I would. I'd be delicious!

Also LOL. :lol:
Forum: General Work Chat 10-02-2012, 05:50 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,834
Posted By Skeen
"Oh, hey, glad I caught you. Do NOT engage her...

"Oh, hey, glad I caught you. Do NOT engage her today, I'm pretty sure she might burn a hole through your face with her scowl."
Forum: General Work Chat 10-02-2012, 05:48 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 153,023
Posted By Skeen
I am not to beat a coworker to death with my...

I am not to beat a coworker to death with my Swingline, "even if we all want to and wouldn't testify against you in court."
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-17-2012, 07:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 4,217
Posted By Skeen
::slow clap:: That was maybe the most beautiful...

::slow clap:: That was maybe the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
Forum: Sightings 09-17-2012, 05:18 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,776
Posted By Skeen
I use a Furminator on our long-haired cat when...

I use a Furminator on our long-haired cat when he'll let me. Mostly he doesn't let me, so I had him shaved. He seems to like it.

Weirdest combo for my shopping experience: tampons, lube,...
Forum: Sickbay 09-12-2012, 08:35 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,266
Posted By Skeen
When I found out I needed my gallbladder out I...

When I found out I needed my gallbladder out I broke down in tears in the car after the consult. I had no insurance and no money, and I was so far away from home I might as well have been on Saturn....
Forum: Sickbay 07-31-2012, 05:10 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 4,021
Posted By Skeen
I have maybe one "ow" a year. It starts as...

I have maybe one "ow" a year. It starts as persistent cramping that just doesn't go away. It's not severe, but it doesn't respond to meds (nothing OTC anyway, never tried anything stronger) and it...
Forum: General Work Chat 07-26-2012, 05:48 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,834
Posted By Skeen
My boss: "Don't make lunch plans for Friday...

My boss: "Don't make lunch plans for Friday because you're going out to buy me an iPad."
Forum: General Work Chat 07-26-2012, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 153,023
Posted By Skeen
I am not allowed to sign people up for weight...

I am not allowed to sign people up for weight loss programs online.

Even if they asked me to because they couldn't figure out the website themselves.

Even if they gave me their credit cards to...
Forum: General Work Chat 06-11-2012, 06:06 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,303
Posted By Skeen
Holy crap, the same thing happened at my...

Holy crap, the same thing happened at my husband's job a few months ago. I am so sorry about your car, and ::hugs:: for sucky birthday. :(
Forum: Sickbay 06-11-2012, 05:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,842
Posted By Skeen
I dream pain in places I've never had pain...

I dream pain in places I've never had pain before. But sometimes, like after surgery or twisting an ankle or something, that pain carries over into my dreams.

Brains are weird.
Forum: Sightings 06-07-2012, 05:53 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,361
Posted By Skeen
I am a hardcord MLP collector. My spare bedroom...

I am a hardcord MLP collector. My spare bedroom is ONLY for the display and storage of the thousands or so ponies, merch, and accessories I have. Someties I wish I was exaggerating that number, but...
Forum: Sickbay 05-25-2012, 09:46 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 782
Posted By Skeen
This sounds fantastic! Away to Google!!

This sounds fantastic! Away to Google!!
Forum: General Work Chat 04-12-2012, 06:16 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,897
Posted By Skeen
I'm right-handed but can write with my left,...

I'm right-handed but can write with my left, though it tends to be backward. And cursive. I have to really think to make it read correctly.

I also have the amazing ability to transpose...
Forum: General Work Chat 04-12-2012, 05:54 PM
Replies: 2,498
Views: 203,834
Posted By Skeen
CW1 - "Now, this isn't sexual harrassment, I...

CW1 - "Now, this isn't sexual harrassment, I swear."
CW2 - "OMG, that feels AWESOME!"
Forum: General Work Chat 04-12-2012, 05:52 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 153,023
Posted By Skeen
He should be allowed to. That, or ask them if...

He should be allowed to. That, or ask them if it's making a bing-bong noise.
Forum: Sucky Customers 04-12-2012, 05:28 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,362
Posted By Skeen
A few years ago a friend and I went and bought a...

A few years ago a friend and I went and bought a sheet of pegboard at a home improvement store. We were told repeatedly that the lumber department would cut it for us, so after paying we lugged it...
Forum: General Work Chat 03-12-2012, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 153,023
Posted By Skeen
I am not allowed to "drink that much coffee, it...

I am not allowed to "drink that much coffee, it makes (me) weird."
Forum: General Work Chat 03-12-2012, 05:40 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,902
Posted By Skeen
Find at least one thing you do better than...

Find at least one thing you do better than everyone else, and make sure you do it flawlessly.

If your boss slams shut her door, then tells you it's ok for YOU to come in if you need something,...
Forum: Sucky Customers 03-07-2012, 06:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,750
Posted By Skeen
I'm that person at my office. The copier/printer...

I'm that person at my office. The copier/printer repair guy is on my speed dial. He's the only one on my speed dial, actually. My coworkers can't even change toner reliably. :(
Forum: Sucky Customers 12-02-2011, 07:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,913
Posted By Skeen
I love SCO's. Unfortunately around here we only...

I love SCO's. Unfortunately around here we only have them at the blue and gray hardware store, and that's probably due to the many reasons given in this thread.

But we had them where I went to...
Forum: Sickbay 11-29-2011, 11:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,098
Posted By Skeen
Huh. Actually, I don't ever want kids, and she...

Huh. Actually, I don't ever want kids, and she knows that. Maybe it was just as an alternative to the pills, since if I can't remember to take them they're not really helpful.

I'm sure if I'd...
Forum: Sickbay 11-29-2011, 07:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,098
Posted By Skeen
LOL Is this normal for an OB/GYN?

This is not a complaint, just a question. ;)

I was recently at my yearly checkup and my doctor asked if I wanted to stay on the same birth control pills. I said sure, but made the comment I hate...
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