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Forum: Sucky Customers Today, 06:10 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 743
Posted By sms001
I've got it! The signs were written in...

I've got it!

The signs were written in English. How can you read a sign in English if you aren't in England?
Forum: Life Advice 06-17-2013, 06:32 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 590
Posted By sms001
Hey Anti! I worked in a gym for over ten...

Hey Anti!

I worked in a gym for over ten years, and you're right; some of them ARE looking at you. But it has nothing to do with how you look, they look at the other buffs the same way, and look...
Forum: Off Topic 06-16-2013, 12:52 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 188
Posted By sms001
'grats! Gotta admit, five plus years of job...

'grats! Gotta admit, five plus years of job searching wears one down, so seeing a success story is a real boost. Hope it's enjoyable, and hope you go permanent.
Forum: Off Topic 06-16-2013, 12:44 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 374
Posted By sms001
Maybe JPD enjoys the effect. I'll second...

Maybe JPD enjoys the effect.

I'll second the "single, tall" idea. Usually the heavier the juice, the better, as far as masking alcohol is concerned. (Pina Coladas, Bloody Marys, etc.) And...
Forum: Unsupportable 06-14-2013, 09:27 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 901
Posted By sms001
Klein CRT. :devil:

Klein CRT. :devil:
Forum: Check it out! 06-13-2013, 09:35 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 681
Posted By sms001
More...

More (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK) in the same vein.

Veet hair remover for men. (Hint: not a facial depilatory; YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
Forum: Unsupportable 06-13-2013, 01:24 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 901
Posted By sms001
Dress entirely in beige. Monochrome only...

Dress entirely in beige.

Monochrome only highlights.

Use 'eMachine' as your chat handle.

"Not tonight honey, I have a BSOD."

"Let me just slip this AOL CD into you..."
Forum: Off Topic 06-13-2013, 01:03 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By sms001
My wife uses SoundHound for same and loves it. ...

My wife uses SoundHound for same and loves it.



Wonderful! Going to get it now.
Forum: Sightings 06-12-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,381
Posted By sms001
You would think sales people would have been the...

You would think sales people would have been the first ones in the WORLD to figure out that WOMEN SPEND MONEY. :lol:

Sadly, seen/heard too many stories like yours, especially in "male" (WTF?)...
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2013, 07:37 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 273
Posted By sms001
I'd go back to the store, pick up another...

I'd go back to the store, pick up another perfume, go to ANY cashier, pay, and then say "I'm paying for this because I bought some a while ago and one didn't ring up." and leave it with the cashier...
Forum: Sucky Customers 06-12-2013, 07:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,939
Posted By sms001
Hey Skarredmind, glad you could disaccommodate...

Hey Skarredmind, glad you could disaccommodate asshat.

Let me give you a VERY plausible defense when you take Sparky's hand off at the wrist someday. If I was a hotel customer, and saw another...
Forum: Praising customers, colleagues, and good service 06-12-2013, 04:11 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 326
Posted By sms001
Well. That oughtta give June profit a nice...

Well.

That oughtta give June profit a nice kick in the pants. :) Bet they're having the time of their lives, too.
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2013, 08:46 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 922
Posted By sms001
May 26 weekend? Yeah, having them grouped like...

May 26 weekend? Yeah, having them grouped like that made it nice; my wife had never seen Mercury (as such) before.
Forum: Sucky Customers 06-11-2013, 07:31 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,988
Posted By sms001
lol! I believe VComps meant that in a...

lol! I believe VComps meant that in a relativistic way... he lives on the TCH.
Forum: Brain Burps 06-11-2013, 05:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 420
Posted By sms001
Too funny. Glad your coworker DID know the lingo.

Too funny. Glad your coworker DID know the lingo.
Forum: Off Topic 06-11-2013, 05:49 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By sms001
Autocorrect knows all, sees all, tells it like it...

Autocorrect knows all, sees all, tells it like it is: SINNER TABLE! :lol:



YDKJ! Going to get it right now. Wife and I LOVE that game.

What's 'Lie Swatter?'
Forum: General Work Chat 06-11-2013, 10:57 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 607
Posted By sms001
Ed Debevic's, and it's a gas. Seems to speed...

Ed Debevic's, and it's a gas. Seems to speed things along quite nicely too. But man oh man, the hiring must be a headache - finding people who can be spontaneous, but not go over the edge? :eek:
...
Forum: Off Topic 06-11-2013, 10:23 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 690
Posted By sms001
Just to play Devil's Advocate for a moment. ...

Just to play Devil's Advocate for a moment.

Yeah, occasionally our friends are whiny bitches. But is the heat of the moment really the time to correct that sort of behaviour? Seems pretty...
Forum: Brain Burps 06-11-2013, 12:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 671
Posted By sms001
All five. Although I've used a coffee grinder for...

All five. Although I've used a coffee grinder for herbs, pills, and peppercorns, "I don't like herb choppers" is a rather odd (and useless to Ahbugger) bit of information.
Forum: Sucky Customers 06-10-2013, 09:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,271
Posted By sms001
Ah, the feeding call of the wild drunkabeast. ...

Ah, the feeding call of the wild drunkabeast. I've heard it all too often, but fortunately from the other end of the service sector - sending them TO you and your late night brethren FROM the bar.
...
Forum: Off Topic 06-10-2013, 08:51 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By sms001
Pandora & TuneIn Radio. I've lived all across...

Pandora & TuneIn Radio. I've lived all across the States, and it's great to tune into KSHE or WDRV, etc. and hear great tunes professionally delivered, with a bit of 'old home' news thrown in.
...
Forum: Off Topic 06-10-2013, 04:59 PM
Replies: 641
Views: 21,172
Posted By sms001
Thanks for the heads up Dent - my wife's a big...

Thanks for the heads up Dent - my wife's a big cider drinker (Woodchuck ON TAP junkie!) and we're always on the prowl for similar.

And I don't think you can spam up a serial thread, but keep...
Forum: Check it out! 06-10-2013, 09:44 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 251
Posted By sms001
Thanks EK. Always love the comments in these...

Thanks EK. Always love the comments in these things too.
Forum: Check it out! 06-09-2013, 02:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 287
Posted By sms001
One can hope that it sticks with them for the...

One can hope that it sticks with them for the rest of their lives and they are a tad more sympathetic for front line workers because of it. May try to catch an episode.
Forum: Roadkill 06-09-2013, 10:01 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 646
Posted By sms001
:lol: Too funny bhs. I'm guessing it was the...

:lol: Too funny bhs. I'm guessing it was the light bar that 'tipped' the cop off that HS was parade bound. Fire engines and other emergency vehicles are frequent parade items, they have lights,...
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