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Forum: Off Topic 05-15-2013, 02:33 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 919
Posted By Salted Grump
Nier; Any time Dadass (Badass Dad) and Grimore...

Nier; Any time Dadass (Badass Dad) and Grimore Weiss discuss fishing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDXZI_Q1sWc

A compilation of the first 5 parts. (there's 8 in total)
Forum: Off Topic 04-25-2013, 03:56 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 296
Posted By Salted Grump
Tarnished Coast (North America's Unofficial RP...

Tarnished Coast (North America's Unofficial RP server) Look for Selena Naryen (my ranger) or Nathan Kol (Warrior).

And yes, gravity is the leading cause of death in GW2. That and getting flattened...
Forum: Check it out! 04-18-2013, 04:42 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 270
Posted By Salted Grump
Just off the top of my head, I can think of...

Just off the top of my head, I can think of several ways the plant would go up in smoke without it being deliberate, putting it squarely in the realm of Tragic instead of malicious.

The simplest...
Forum: Roadkill 03-31-2013, 05:16 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 930
Posted By Salted Grump
There's a reason Moose have been Nicknamed the...

There's a reason Moose have been Nicknamed the Newfoundland Speedbump.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3121/2654384138_40c6d87960.jpg
Forum: Check it out! 03-23-2013, 10:15 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 316
Posted By Salted Grump
Considering that the man's hometown has less than...

Considering that the man's hometown has less than 500 people in it, it's very likely that it was missed because the local clinic doesn't have things like an X-ray machine. He was probably sewn up and...
Forum: Sucky Customers 03-10-2013, 07:18 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,836
Posted By Salted Grump
Having gone Muskie fishing, I can safely say that...

Having gone Muskie fishing, I can safely say that there's next to nothing more exhilarating than hauling a Pike that weighs over 100 pounds and is as long as I am tall (over 6') out of the water,...
Forum: Sucky Customers 03-10-2013, 12:36 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,836
Posted By Salted Grump
What, no Muskellunge?

What, no Muskellunge?
Forum: Off Topic 03-10-2013, 12:12 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 376
Posted By Salted Grump
Indiscriminate Murder is Counter-Productive. ...

Indiscriminate Murder is Counter-Productive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y05TDInaeU

Keeps things in perspective.
Forum: Off Topic 03-01-2013, 02:12 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 831
Posted By Salted Grump
Rocket Dragon...

Rocket Dragon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majaL5_qFu8)
Forum: Off Topic 02-28-2013, 03:56 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 375
Posted By Salted Grump
Not so much enlightening, but in Saint's Row 3,...

Not so much enlightening, but in Saint's Row 3, the 'Russian' Female voice has the hots for Pierce. (as seen in the mission where you're drugged, naked, and shooting up a brothel)
Forum: Check it out! 02-27-2013, 05:30 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 262
Posted By Salted Grump
It might not cut the rate of cancer down, but...

It might not cut the rate of cancer down, but making cancer easier to detect might just reduce the rate of cancer-related deaths, as it allows the tumours to be noticed, confirmed, and removed...
Forum: Sucky Customers 02-25-2013, 04:25 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,721
Posted By Salted Grump
Admittedly, while I do say 'X' on pump 'Y', I...

Admittedly, while I do say 'X' on pump 'Y', I also say 'Hi there; doing well?' because I know the gas jockeys at the stations I go to.
Forum: Off Topic 02-21-2013, 03:49 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 533
Posted By Salted Grump
Welcome to the average Canadian Winter. Best...

Welcome to the average Canadian Winter.

Best of luck to you and yours, and stay safe, okay?
Forum: Jokes 01-23-2013, 06:45 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,659
Posted By Salted Grump
Why are there no stupid Brunettes? Peroxide.

Why are there no stupid Brunettes?

Peroxide.
Forum: Sickbay 01-23-2013, 06:44 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 466
Posted By Salted Grump
Owie.

Ingrown hair in my nostril. Argh. That is all.
Forum: Sucky Customers 01-22-2013, 07:52 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,755
Posted By Salted Grump
I'm currently contracted to a theatre; I see...

I'm currently contracted to a theatre; I see people buying a large popcorn (roughly 2500 calories right there) get 5 squirts of butter (another 700 calories), and then ask for 3-5 packs of dill...
Forum: Jokes 01-13-2013, 01:46 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,010
Posted By Salted Grump
Don't forget that all Canadians are born with...

Don't forget that all Canadians are born with innate 75% cold resistance.
Forum: Off Topic 01-03-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,438
Posted By Salted Grump
Oh; think on it this way in regards to how...

Oh; think on it this way in regards to how hilariously overpowered Vanellope's car was for the race; Ralph Breaks Things. Gamers call overpowered things 'broken'.

Connect the dots and smile.
Forum: Check it out! 12-25-2012, 08:07 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 562
Posted By Salted Grump
Admittedly, the snowfall in Toronto was record at...

Admittedly, the snowfall in Toronto was record at the time (approximately 25-35 centimetres of a mix of freezing rain and snow on less than 1 day = road hazard for anyone with more than one synapse),...
Forum: Off Topic 12-25-2012, 08:04 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,486
Posted By Salted Grump
No leftovers, not a single plate set aside, and...

No leftovers, not a single plate set aside, and there's a reason I ~loathe~ my nephews. (And my cousin, but that's a whole other can of worms)

If Anyone needs me, I'll be in Tyria, destroying...
Forum: Off Topic 12-25-2012, 06:27 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,486
Posted By Salted Grump
I worked Christmas Eve, when the entire family...

I worked Christmas Eve, when the entire family gets together to eat and open presents.

By the time I got home, All the food had been eaten, all the presents had been opened, and my nephews had...
Forum: Off Topic 11-06-2012, 03:36 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,438
Posted By Salted Grump
I found this interesting; Ralph and Felix are the...

I found this interesting; Ralph and Felix are the only ones of the nicelanders to have 'fluid' motion, unless they're 'playing the part' when in-game. Of course, Ralph tends to revert to 8-bit...
Forum: Off Topic 11-05-2012, 07:45 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,438
Posted By Salted Grump
Yes, Bowser speaks in full sentences, and, as for...

Yes, Bowser speaks in full sentences, and, as for why he's in 3D, that's because they're in the bad-anon meeting at the time; when seen through the screen of the machine the meeting is held in, He's...
Forum: Off Topic 11-04-2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,438
Posted By Salted Grump
I saw it day of release. I'm going to go see it...

I saw it day of release. I'm going to go see it again today. Even if I had to pay for my tickets (yay, working at the theatre), It'd be a bargain at twice the price.

I CANNOT Stress this enough;...
Forum: General Work Chat 11-01-2012, 06:43 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 152,772
Posted By Salted Grump
According to a Co-Irker that thinks he's a...

According to a Co-Irker that thinks he's a manager (he's bottom-rung, like me), I am not allowed...

-To take breaks.
-To have a drink of fruit juice if I'm going into Hypoglycemic shock.
-To be...
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