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Forum: Sucky Customers 04-21-2013, 11:07 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,979
Posted By TonyDonuts
I had an empolyee who thinks like that. Her...

I had an empolyee who thinks like that.

Her 15 (FIFTEEN!) year-old son isn't allowed to go to the mailbox at the end of their side walk (about 40 feet from the house) by himself because Mom is...
Forum: Sucky Customers 04-14-2013, 04:03 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,770
Posted By TonyDonuts
I've got employees who refuse to look at the...

I've got employees who refuse to look at the instructions. For anything.

As near as I can tell, because when I ask for an explanation I get blank stares, they seem to believe that written...
Forum: Sucky Customers 03-30-2013, 02:57 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,231
Posted By TonyDonuts
Why? It's a game that so many people play. ...

Why?

It's a game that so many people play.

It starts with, "I want to know what movie is playing at the local Bijou," or " I wonder what's on special at Joe's Greasy Spoon," or what have you....
Forum: Sucky Customers 02-10-2013, 11:50 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,803
Posted By TonyDonuts
"Do you think she's even looked at the options...

"Do you think she's even looked at the options yet? "

Nope.

Has she called to ask if the quilt is done, yet?

I bet you get that call before you get the call where she tells you what kind of...
Forum: Sucky Customers 01-20-2013, 08:10 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,205
Posted By TonyDonuts
If they're taking umbrage at having to pay that...

If they're taking umbrage at having to pay that for good beer, they should have stayed home.

As the great philosopher Mr. Dave Barry once said, "If you're too cheap to tip, you're too cheap to eat...
Forum: Sucky Customers 01-06-2013, 03:07 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,764
Posted By TonyDonuts
Signs? What signs?

She probably called some other store, probably unrelated to your store, and chewed them out for not having any signs explaining why your doors wouldn't open.
Forum: Sucky Customers 12-22-2012, 02:52 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 4,494
Posted By TonyDonuts
"I...I...really? They thought that was worth...

"I...I...really? They thought that was worth trying?"

Never, never, underestimate the amount of work and mental effort people will put into being lazy.

The kids probably spent weeks plotting...
Forum: Sightings 11-03-2012, 07:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,862
Posted By TonyDonuts
When I was a kid my dad used to send me for...

When I was a kid my dad used to send me for smokes. Small town, everybody at the store knew me, knew Dad, and knew the smokes were his.

World's a little different, now.

Now, as a convenience...
Forum: Sucky Customers 11-01-2012, 05:26 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,467
Posted By TonyDonuts
Minnesota. Time, not distance.

Minnesota.

Time, not distance.
Forum: General Work Chat 10-20-2012, 04:57 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,431
Posted By TonyDonuts
I worked for a fast food franchise in the early...

I worked for a fast food franchise in the early 90s.

Management screwed people on hours, shifts, raises, etc.

BUT if you were in uniform, and waiting at the counter, your money was just as good...
Forum: Sucky Customers 10-13-2012, 02:59 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,583
Posted By TonyDonuts
"SC: I deserve a discount on my order for the...

"SC: I deserve a discount on my order for the inconvenience of the prices going up."

Little Friend, one day, after the Revolution, and the Workers and Peasants control the means of production...
Forum: Sucky Customers 10-13-2012, 02:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,999
Posted By TonyDonuts
"What's the point of posting signs if no one...

"What's the point of posting signs if no one reads them?"

The company replaced my car wash equipment year before last.

So for six weeks we had no car wash.

One day, a fella came in with a...
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-30-2012, 09:54 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,383
Posted By TonyDonuts
Human nature. "Hmmm. I want food. They...

Human nature.

"Hmmm. I want food. They have no food. I can either go someplace with food, or i can get this guy to admit they really do have food, they're just saying they don't to be mean."
...
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-29-2012, 04:06 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,281
Posted By TonyDonuts
Just bring it RABBLERABBLERABBLE!!!

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=93336

After this thread.

We had a regular who called in for a pizza delivery about once a week.

He refused to give his name.

He...
Forum: Sucky Customers 09-29-2012, 03:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,468
Posted By TonyDonuts
From my pizza days, not every day, but it was...

From my pizza days, not every day, but it was common for people to call in and know exactly what kind of pizza they wanted.

But not know their address. .

And refused to understand why that...
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-29-2012, 03:54 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,902
Posted By TonyDonuts
It's just a tool to get you to admit that you...

It's just a tool to get you to admit that you really do fix fill-in-the-blank, and you're just saying you don't in order to be difficult.

When I worked at the battery store I had a guy argue with...
Forum: Sightings 08-26-2012, 11:46 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,668
Posted By TonyDonuts
Short me a buck off the 4 in my change? Hey,...

Short me a buck off the 4 in my change? Hey, mistakes happen.

Ring me up for something I've specifically told you I didn't want? Clear it up right goddam now or we're going to have words. Loud,...
Forum: Sightings 08-26-2012, 11:35 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,215
Posted By TonyDonuts
Jim's guiding light and first principal was this:...

Jim's guiding light and first principal was this: Spending money, any money, on anything, is always BAD. Always.

At some point he got the brainwave that he could make his labor cost goal by...
Forum: Sightings 08-26-2012, 11:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,215
Posted By TonyDonuts
I worked for a guy who thought he was a hero for...

I worked for a guy who thought he was a hero for not getting equipment repaired.

Well, he was saving the company money, see, so therefore hero.

Which led to the 2 week stretch where we had to...
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-21-2012, 11:45 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,535
Posted By TonyDonuts
By not losing your cool, you probably destroyed...

By not losing your cool, you probably destroyed that dumb bastard's entire life.

Good work.
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-04-2012, 01:53 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,868
Posted By TonyDonuts
And another one: Some poor sap had an...

And another one:

Some poor sap had an episode of serious gastro-intestinal distress in my truck stop's men's room. A point in his favor, he did come to the counter to tell us he'd left a "bit of...
Forum: Sucky Customers 08-04-2012, 01:14 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,868
Posted By TonyDonuts
For a few weeks after my store got robbed, every...

For a few weeks after my store got robbed, every now and then, some guy would walk up to me, look around, and lean in close and say, with a gleeful smile:

"It was black guys, right?"

Different...
Forum: Sucky Customers 07-29-2012, 04:45 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 6,529
Posted By TonyDonuts
Bunch of idiots, but what sells it is the little...

Bunch of idiots, but what sells it is the little girl giving CRML the evil look that says, "We scammed you, you were too stupid to stop us. My daddy is the cleverest daddy in the whole entire...
Forum: Sucky Customers 07-29-2012, 03:50 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,711
Posted By TonyDonuts
You know whoever's doing it is looking and...

You know whoever's doing it is looking and saying, "For God's sake! Some idiot's loaded this thing on the RIGHT again! Why do they keep doing that?"

And then moving it back to the left.

And...
Forum: Sightings 07-28-2012, 05:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,250
Posted By TonyDonuts
You'd be shocked, shocked, to know how much of my...

You'd be shocked, shocked, to know how much of my average day gets sucked down in explanations to staff about the terms and conditions on coupons.

"I know you'd said they can use this coupon, but...
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