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  • #16
    Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
    On the cow from earlier.

    Walk into the closet and what do you see?
    The back of my closet.

    Why does it get dark at night?
    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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    • #17
      Cause the sun closed its eyes.

      Why to birds sing in the rain?
      Is it insanity to reason with the voices in your head or to ignore them and hope they go away on their own? - Hod from Brat-halla

      "You're the nicest evil person I know" one of my managers to me

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      • #18
        Because it allows them to gargle.


        Does Col. Sanders run the Matrix?
        My NaNo page

        My author blog

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        • #19
          Why to birds sing in the rain?
          They think they're Gene Kelly.

          How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #20
            42!


            Why did the monkey throw the poo?
            Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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            • #21
              Quoth ThePhoneGoddess View Post
              42!


              Why did the monkey throw the poo?
              He was out of rocks to throw.


              How do flowers grow?
              Is it insanity to reason with the voices in your head or to ignore them and hope they go away on their own? - Hod from Brat-halla

              "You're the nicest evil person I know" one of my managers to me

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              • #22
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Because it's blue.
                ....are you spying on me?

                Quoth worddork View Post
                How do flowers grow?
                Sideways.

                What's four times fifty seven?
                The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                • #23
                  Quoth ArcticChicken View Post

                  What's four times fifty seven?
                  Orange.

                  If Batman died would Joker be happy?
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #24
                    Numerous skin disorders.

                    Why is it that every time I take off my socks, I fall over?
                    Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Fenrus View Post
                      Why is it that every time I take off my socks, I fall over?
                      Because gravity sucks.

                      Why is Bill O'Reilly?

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                      • #26
                        Quoth hecubus View Post
                        Why is Bill O'Reilly?
                        Because someone has to be.

                        Why?

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                        • #27
                          Quoth ReadyToRetire View Post
                          Why?
                          Potato.

                          Why don't carrots taste like oranges if they're the same colour?
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                            Why don't carrots taste like oranges if they're the same colour?
                            ??? They do. You're just foodist.


                            Why is everything over 9000!!!!!?
                            Military Spouse Support.
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                            Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                            • #29
                              Because they saw a white suit.

                              Where are my pants?
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                              • #30
                                Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                                Where are my pants?
                                Imaginationland!


                                If all dibs are dots, and all dots are zots, are all dibs zots?
                                Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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