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  • #16
    Quoth Nurian View Post

    I wish my job had started sooner.
    Granted, but you overslept and missed your first day.

    I wish I could go on vacation.
    "There is no rehab for stupidity." --Chris Rock
    "You learn something new and stupid every day you work in retail."--IhateCrappyTire

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    • #17
      Granted, but as soon as you got to mexico a hurricane demolished your hotel and now you have to stay in a shack with a goat.


      I wish I could get some sleep.
      It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. -Office space

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      • #18
        Granted. You'll wake well rested to your kids tearing apart the house.

        I wish I had a bigger couch.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #19
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          I wish I had a bigger couch.
          Granted, but now you'll have family members and "friends" you haven't seen in years turning up, wanting to crash on it.

          I wish I was a Time Lord!
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • #20
            Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
            I wish I was a Time Lord!
            Granted, but your Tardis broke down in 9900 BCE and you have to slog around in the desert for 2000 years until the Atlanteans develop enough technology to fix it.

            I wish my records were in proper order...

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            • #21
              Granted... but I never knew you could organize records in dewey decimal like that. *tilts head*

              I wish my car were paid off.
              "Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!"

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              • #22
                Granted, it got paid off by the idiots insurance that ran into it.

                I wish I could find a good work from home job.
                It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. -Office space

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                • #23
                  Granted. You are now the neighborhood pot dealer, ala Nancy Botwin from Weeds. You are raking in the dough, but the DEA is closing in fast.

                  I wish I had a loving girlfriend.
                  "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                  RIP Plaidman.

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                  • #24
                    Granted! She loves you so much, you never have a moment's peace. And her mother hates you.

                    I wish I had a soda.
                    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Nurian View Post

                      I wish I had a soda.
                      Granted, but when opened it explodes all over you.

                      I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.
                      "There is no rehab for stupidity." --Chris Rock
                      "You learn something new and stupid every day you work in retail."--IhateCrappyTire

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                      • #26
                        Quoth ZumZum View Post
                        Granted, but when opened it explodes all over you.

                        I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.
                        Granted! You don't have to go to work tonight - you have to go RIGHT NOW!! HURRY UP YOU'RE LATE!!!!

                        I wish the woman I like felt the same way about me.
                        Testing
                        "I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."

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                        • #27
                          Granted! Unfortunately, she must go to Zimbabwe right NOW!

                          I wish I weren't so hungry.
                          I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                          • #28
                            Granted. But now you're dying of thirst.

                            I wish I was a better cook.
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #29
                              Granted but all you have to cook with are eggs and beets.


                              I wish I could spend the day getting pampered at a day spa.
                              It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. -Office space

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                              • #30
                                Granted. You'll spend the day at the spa in Pampers.

                                I wish I had something better to do.
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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