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Old 06-14-2018, 04:48 AM
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Kristev Kristev is offline
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: No longer on the streets and that's wonderful.
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Punishment: Nice Guy falls into the trap the woman has set outside the window. You see, she's a mad scientist who turns men into her willless cyborgs, and now Nice Guy is the newest specimen to play with. Of course, the pleasure's all hers, but he won't think about it, or much of anything else except for serving her like a drone to a queen bee. Have a nice day.

Crime: SC has spent too much time watching The Price is Right, and missing the point entirely. So they go to the supermarket and play The Price is Negotiable. The cashier tries her hardest to instill how it works, but the manager caves. Will this bargain bandit get away with it? Will no one step in and put an end to his foul deeds and the increased cost everyone else must pay for his bad bartering?
Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.