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Old 12-20-2009, 01:03 AM
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"timely manner" ...ha!

Dear Mrs. Whinger,

Please accept our condolences on your lack of family and friends to spend the holiday with. Next year, get your milk on Christmas Eve. Because we value your business so very much, we will be shipping a very large gift card, weighing 1000 pounds, just as you requested.

Sincerely,
Head Supermarket Elf

Dear Company,

I was recently in your store and the cashier was very very rude. I was in a hurry, and she would not let me cut in front of the twenty other people on line. She told me I would have to wait. Please fire her, as this is completely unacceptable.

Sincerely,
IM Spechal
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