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  • Why do I get all the weirdos?!

    Customer: My box don’t work.
    Me: OK, let me have you reboot your box.
    Customer: Will you be listening in?
    Me: I can, if you like.
    Customer: No no, I need my privacy.



    Nope, I didn't ask...I just let him hang up. Sometimes the less we know, the better.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

  • #2
    Quoth Phone Jockey
    Customer: My box don’t work.

    Customer: No no, I need my privacy.
    I once had a customer call because his pay per view wasn't coming in. I had him reboot the box and then turn to the channel in question. I knew rebooting worked because he had the TV turned up to full volume:

    Customer: We all know what that sound is!

    I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"
    I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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    • #3
      Quoth TNT
      I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"
      *PPPFFFFFTTTTTT* Damn it! There goes forum rule #1!
      "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
      ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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      • #4
        thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything or I would have broken it as well!
        I AM the evil bastard!
        A+ Certified IT Technician

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        • #5
          I swear, I'm cursed. LOL
          The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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          • #6
            Get thee behind me, Soda.

            Next needed smiley: laughing out soda from various facial orifices.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              Soda, hell. I just blew Wheat Chex all over the laptop . . .

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