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You can!!! When you're 90.
I wish I was done reading this book.
I wish I was done reading this book.
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Granted. The rest of the pages are missing, and you'll never know how it ends.
I wish I could recapture my good mood from last week."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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You can. You just need some peanut butter and a mouse trap. Then wait.
I wish you were here...I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. But you're now here and I'm there, so that kinda defeats the purpose.
I wish I could have a home at the beach to myself. . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Granted. Enjoy your new hermit-crab-shell home.
I wish my leg wasn't itchy.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted: Your now half-a-woman... and the itch is phantom!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I wish all the musicians of my teens were alive...
(Joplin, Morrison, Hendrix, Lee, Wilson...)I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Granted. You're suddenly 40 years younger and your musicians are the Jonas Brothers and Ashley Tisdale.
I wish I didn't have to do this.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. Instead, you have to clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station.
I wish I'd get an response on Facebook."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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You do, but its from a creepy stalker you had in highschool you haven't seen in years... And thought you never would have to.
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Granted, but an SC overhears you saying it and bitches you out for the next 43 hours for not being 'culturally sensitive'
I wish there were more workers"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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The line of ants crawling under your door appears endless, you open it to see that their column stretches unbroken to the horizon......Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
I wish my garden had more tomatoes.
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Granted, but that's all you're getting. Tomatoes. No corn, no carrots, nothing else you've planted and worked over.
I wish I could get my scanner to work properly.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Granted. Your scanner now works flawlessly. Your software, on the other hand, doesn't.
I wish I could see into the future."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Granted. But the future is hazy and you can't see it anyways . . .
I wish these mosquitoes would go away. . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Done and done. Your mosquitoes have been replaced with bullet ants on a one-for-one basis.
I demand a shrubbery.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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