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  • Did you hear about the singing garnish?

    Yep...you guessed it...

    Elvis Parsley.
    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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    All those rhinestones are hell on the teeth!
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Ugggh.

      This is the "Jokes" forum, not the "DadJokes" forum. :-P

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      • #4
        *boo..hiss* large stick appears stage right to yank him off stage ��
        The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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        • #5
          Quoth mjr View Post
          Yep...you guessed it...

          Elvis Parsley.
          I love his songs:

          Crying in the Cilantro

          Bleu Cheese Shoes

          Early Morning Radish

          Hound Dog Relish

          Heartbreak Hummus

          In The Gelato

          Viva La Vinaigrette

          Jailhouse Radish
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Elvis has left the building and you should, too.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #7
              Lettuce depart.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                Lettuce depart.

                But we canteloupe now. . . .
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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