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    Dear GOD, this was disgusting.

    M: Ok, we were looking at your laptop, and found that it had a lot of spills and crumbs and such in it. Have you spilled any coffee or juice or somesuch into your keyboard?
    C: Yeah, once or twice. I've also fired off a few kunckle childern into it by accident, if you get my drift.
    M: I didn't really need to know that, sir.

    Where's that damn brain bleach?
    Last edited by Rapscallion; 08-01-2006, 12:37 PM.
    Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

    I like big bots and I cannot lie.

  • #2
    EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

    It took me a minute to get it, but I think I got it and that's disgusting

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    • #3
      OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!!!!

      ugh..now I gotta buy a box of latex gloves to work on computers
      "They have the internet on computers now?"
      ~Homer Simpson

      Another day at work, another broken desk

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      • #4
        Ewwww...that's way worse than the guy who asked me about men's pajamas last week, then informed me that he'd just gotten married a month ago, and only now needed some pjs!

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        • #5
          Hey, most men sleep in their boxers.
          Right?

          What gets me is that he TOLD me this. I mean, if I was asked about a sticky substance in my keyboard, I'd say yes to the coffee thing, not tell them I was spawing kunckle childern on it!
          Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

          I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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          • #6
            That's the part where the laptop learns to fly... right out the damn window!
            "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

            When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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            • #7
              EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That is disgusting ...... I DO NOT want to have to wear latex gloves just to clean a comp. ew ew ew ew ew

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              • #8
                I've never been so glad to see a part break (Said keyboard had a stuck Backspace key, the reason for the call.). I tossed it while still on the phone, then cleaned the keyboard mount with rubbing alchol, then washed for a good three minutes.

                This guy also had LOADS of porn on his computer, as well as...*ahem* pictures from his trip to the Phillipenes.
                Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

                I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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                • #9
                  One of the major rules of working on keyboards/mice/laptops, wear gloves if it isn't yours.

                  Now you all know why.
                  I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it.

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                  • #10
                    Oy vey!

                    Was any of the porn of the variety that you could report him to the cops for?


                    I was thinking of going back to school and learning how to fix computers...maybe not now....

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                    • #11
                      No, it wasn't anything illegal. Just a guy having a LOT of fun in east Asia.

                      As for going to school-don't bother. A computer science course is good. A+, N+, Cisco and Microsoft Application certs are better, and a 100th of the cost.
                      Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

                      I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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                      • #12
                        Is that supposed to be "knuckle children", if not, what's a kunckle?
                        Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...
                        TASTE THE LIME JELLO OF DEFEAT! -Gravekeeper

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                        • #13
                          Typo - fixed it.

                          Rapscallion

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                          • #14
                            Probably should have fixed "childern" (children) while you were at it.

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                            • #15
                              I live but to serve.

                              Rapscallion

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