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Old 02-16-2019, 01:21 AM
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Quoth Smapti View Post
Clerk: Do you want the six-inch dog, or the footlong?
C: What's the difference?
Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
Ohh, I can think of so many possible rude responses to that...
Let's make it a contest.

My entry:

The footlong costs more.
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