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Old 12-19-2006, 02:15 AM
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Here's a groaner that I heard today:

Q: Why did the snowman take off his pants?

A: He heard a snowblower was coming by!

I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!