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    A little boy is playing at the park, when he finds two tennis balls. He decides to take them home with him, but he gets tired of carrying them. He doesn't have any pockets, so he just stuffs them down his pants.

    As he makes his way home, a woman is walking the other way. She looks at the front of his pants, and asks him, "What's that?"

    "Tennis balls", the boy answers.

    "I know how you must feel," the woman says sympathetically, "I had tennis elbow once."
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    LMAO

    Here's a joke I heard once:

    If your junk hangs lower than your balls, does that mean you have some small junk or big balls?


    The visuals I get from that one... Whew!
    I know I'm laughing but it's really not funny. - Me
    "I was in the hall. I know, because I was there." - Clue

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